Full Show PT 2: Thursday April 9 [Vault]
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 49 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, can we talk about how confusing weight loss has become? Like one minute, it's carbs are bad, |
| 0:23.5 | and then the next it's, no, actually carbs are fine, but only if you walk 10,000 steps and drink a green juice, and honestly, it's just a lot. And then even if you do lose the weight, keeping it off is a whole different story. If you're struggling and want something that fits your real life, hers can help. It's designed to support you in reaching your goals in a way that actually fits your life. That's why weight loss by hers is getting so much attention right now. |
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| 0:28.8 | They offer access to an affordable range of FDA-approved GLP-1 medications, including the Wagobe pill and the Wagobe pen. |
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| 0:54.6 | Get started and learn more, including important safety information. Wogh, clinical study information, and restrictions, visit borehurs.com. The Birch Show. All right, let's get to Frank here. You remember Frank from a couple days ago? Previously, on the Bert Show. I met a girl on the lake this weekend. I consider myself a decent-looking guy, but this girl is banging. |
| 1:15.4 | We were just hanging out, talking, or whatever. |
| 1:17.3 | She's like, hey, if you're not doing anything, you know, we should go get some dinner next Friday. |
| 1:20.7 | And I was like, really? |
| 1:22.8 | And I definitely don't do the little puppy dog. |
| 1:26.9 | I'm just going to go pee on your leg and mark my territory type of thing. |
| 1:29.8 | But playing that game, I need to learn that move. |
| 1:34.0 | I think you've got to try this this weekend. |
| 1:36.1 | I mean, if she's that far out of your league. |
| 1:38.6 | And, you know, we started this conversation from talking about Megan Fox and Robert Pattinson. |
| 1:44.0 | Yeah. Remember we said that the two of them hooked up supposedly for like one night and then he blew her off and we were like, wait a second, who blows off Megan Fox? Right. She's like the hottest girl ever. And he's a good looking guy, but, you know, maybe a little more average than she is. So that's why we were asking if anybody was in that real situation, |
| 2:01.9 | because you said that Robert Pattinson played it right, because he was like, I'm going to blow |
| 2:06.1 | her off, I'm going to be like too cool, and now she wants him more. Somebody told me a long time ago |
| 2:10.7 | that in the single world, if you're just, if you're a real player the mentality is this if she's insecure then you make |
| 2:21.6 | her feel secure and if she's very secure as a guy playing the game you try to make her insecure |
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