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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 3: Thursday April 9 [Vault]

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2026

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Full Show PT 3: Thursday April 9 [Vault]

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0:00.0

Okay, can we talk about how confusing weight loss has become? Like one minute, it's carbs are bad,

0:23.5

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0:38.2

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0:55.5

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1:13.6

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1:18.6

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1:23.8

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1:26.4

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1:28.6

You're built to win it. You're on the Bert Show. I think we're going to have to have parents

1:33.4

who have kids older than Hayden weigh in on this. And how old is Hayden now? I can't. I remember

1:39.6

six. What is he? Six. Six. And, which you still have to address your age issues with your son, but different time.

1:46.9

The, um, I met some people who have, uh, a daughter who, I'm guessing is probably 14 or 15.

1:55.2

Like, she's definitely high school age.

1:56.5

I can't tell if she's a freshman or senior, though, but she's in high school.

2:00.9

And she has a computer in her room.

2:04.5

And so they see all, I guess last year, you know, saw the news stories about all stuff that happens on Facebook and MySpace and instant messaging and emailing, you know, nasty pictures around and all the crap that can happen.

2:16.6

So they had the debate like, what do we do about the computer she's a good student never had any problem she does work on the computer it's in her room so we don't want to take it out of the room and kind of discourage her from going in there and doing homework but you know what if she just makes a stupid mistake and emails a picture of her boobs to some boy who shows it to everybody in high school?

2:35.3

And then, you know, for the rest of her life, she's the girl who showed her boobs to the whole high school, you know?

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