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And this is certainly one of them.

We used to call these first sex Fridays. and they're not listening early. So we can do more of the PG-13 stuff early.

And this is certainly one of them.

We used to call these first sex Fridays.

And the theory is that most women, when they're going out with a guy for any amount of time,

it's not a spontaneous first time where they get ultimately intimate.

There's planning that goes on in a woman's mind, and she's got it all played out in her head. Even like a one-night stand is she's already planned to be open for that possibility. So I think there's very few truly spontaneous first times with a woman. So we used to call these first sex Fridays where you call us up and you tell us, look, this is the weekend. And I know my boyfriend is, you know, we've been going out for a couple of months, and I'll call you on Monday and I'll let you know how it goes. And this is the same case here with Lizzie, except it's not her boyfriend. It's her ex-boyfriend that she's hooking up this weekend. All right, Lizzie, you're on the voice disguiser. Hey, what's up? I would say that your email got priority status.

Yeah.

So... you're on the voice disguiser. Hey, what's up? I would say that your email got priority status.

So, all right, give us a little history of you and the X and then how he comes back into the picture and you get into the situation you're at right now.

We dated five years ago, and actually, ironically enough, he was the guy that I lost my

virginity to.

And so we dated for a few months, and then I hung out on the same social group with him, so

I never really had a major problem with him.

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