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Full Show PT 2: Friday, January 9 [Vault]

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The Bert Show

Society & Culture, Comedy, News, Entertainment News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2026

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Full Show PT 2: Friday, January 9 [Vault]

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.4

Hi, Melissa Carter is no different than the rest of us.

0:03.5

We all go out with these great intentions of getting board games and stuff like that. We play it once and what? It just hits up. I know. I had this great experience of this party. There's a bunch of people at this party and there were a lot of people who were couples and some that weren't. And the host of the party, you know, when you drink in a little bit, then they bring out the board game. and they had the newlywed game.

0:21.6

And it ended up being so much fun because there were a half of us that were paired up

0:26.6

that were strangers we didn't date the person we were with and then half of us were couples have been

0:30.8

together 10 years five years whatever and it became a challenge for us who had never been together

0:35.3

to beat the people who should know each other very

0:37.7

well and it was funny when that happened so i thought that was an incredible experience so i bought

0:42.3

the new lewood game and it's been collecting dust in my closet for a little while but until this

0:46.3

morning till this morning do you remember how cheesy the show is this is probably way before your time, Jen Hobby.

0:55.8

I think I've seen it, though.

0:57.4

And then the couples are sitting in their seats and they move the whole set together.

1:02.6

Yes.

1:03.5

The colors on it were bland.

1:05.3

They used like, I've seen it in reruns too.

1:08.2

I think they're still running on like the Game Show Network where the mics are those those really long ones at the little... A little ball on top. The little juju-be on top. All right, so today it's the Birt Show's first newlywed game, and we have paired off into teams. Melissa and I form one team, Jen Hobby and Jeff Dollar, the the other married team on the newlywed game.

1:28.7

This is either going to prove or disprove my theory that we all know each other better than

1:32.8

our significant others or best friends, partners, you name it. I think the four of us know each other

1:38.5

better. That might have been the better newlywed game right there is to pair two of us up and

1:42.4

then to pair up like you and Ryan and see who would do better. The host of our game is one producer Tracy.

1:50.3

Hello. All right. So here's the thing. Melissa, I'm sorry, but I didn't like the newly

1:56.8

wet questions. So I completely changed them. All right. And I gave you guys these 31 questions. I came up with 31 questions. So I completely changed them. All right. And I don't, I gave you guys these 31

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