The Bird Show.

This is the week that UGA students are taking their finals here.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Guys, remember, let's go back quite a ways here.

To our colleges, you know, that last couple of weeks of the semester and how completely

stressed out you are, papers and finals and sometimes two and three finals on the same day.

And you know how it's always like, let's say the month before finals comes, you tell yourself, okay, this is going to be different.

You know what? I'm really going to do well. I'm really going to go out. Yeah, exactly. I'm really going to set up a system in which I'm going to do this right. And then by the time finals comes, your brain is so fried that you say, screw it, whatever. Whatever is on the paper is all I can do. That's all I can give you. And just see, you know, and then, you know, it's the odds on what your grade's going to be. Did you do this where you tried to space out like you're cramming because you knew like you had a test on

Tuesday but you had like three on Thursday so you'd only study for the test for Tuesday up to

Tuesday and then on Wednesday you use that time to study for all three of the other tests or

how about the theory that your brain will absorb more information if you get up at 2 o'clock in the morning before the exam, right? Did you ever hear this theory? That you get some sleep, but then you get up about two or three o'clock in the morning and then you study right before the exam. Apparently, you're supposed to retain more knowledge or some crap like that. I'm trying that too. Stressing out so much while you're cramming that you read the same

page 10 times and you're like, God, I got to remember this, God, I got to remember this, I got to memorize it, I got to memorize it, and then you're like, okay, I've read it 10 times and all I'm doing is stressing about having to memorize it. I'm not actually memorizing anything. I would love to give people finals like 72 hours after they actually take their finals?

Nothing.

Because you wouldn't have anything left at all.

I mean, the minute it leaves your brain people finals like 72 hours after they actually take their finals nothing because you wouldn't have

anything left at all remember anything i mean the minute it leaves your brain and gets down on the

paper like oh yeah i remember that the overthrow of russia okay got that gone like you write it down

gone out of the head man it's like from brain to arm to hand to pen to god forever

empty all right we're going to need your help on this if you successfully pulled all-nighters

and took your finals the next day what we'd like you to do here is create an idiot's guide to

pulling an all-nighter for any of the students that over the next couple of days have to pull these all-nighters and cram for their finals. And I know some of you're going to call up and say, you're encouraging students to wait to the last minute. Well, it's the last week of finals, you dumbass. Shut the hell up. Yeah, and they're going to do it anyway since there was the first college. You know what? Right. All-nighters happen. We all wait to the very last minute. It's a change your phone club. I will, I'll start it off with a hint that I learned the hard way because going to college, I, or even, I've never been a fan of coffee. Never had drank coffee never I mean the most caffeine I would

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