The Bert Show. The question I have for y'all is if you went out on a date this weekend and you paid for that date, how much did you spend?

Because I saw a survey this weekend and I looked at this number and I thought this absolutely can't be right.

They couldn't have changed that much since I've been dating. Now, granted,

I've been married eight years. And I've known Stacey for 11, so I probably haven't gone out on a date in 11 years. But if things have changed this much, y'all need a raise for sure.

Good morning. Is it Michael?

Yes, it's Michael. How are you this morning? I'm fine and you.

Doing okay.

How much did you pay for your date this weekend? You know what? I think the movie was $15 and then I paid for the snacks and then he paid for lunch. So nothing exorbitant. So when all is said and done, what are we looking at? $50? $50? no, to go to the movie, $15

and then, you know, popcorn, icy

Coke, probably no more than about looking at 50 bucks 50 no to go to the movie $15 and then you know popcorn icy coke probably

no more than about 25 $25 all right okay falling in love priceless I'll pay anything just to spend

that special time with you Andrew yes. Yes. Hello, sir.

How are you this morning? Pretty good. How about you? What did you roll out this weekend, man? $74. And what did that, what was that for, just dinner or? That was just dinner, yeah. But I will say that that's really not even that high. Compared to what you've spent before? Yeah, I mean, I've spent a lot more in the past, but it was well worth it.

It was a good second date.

A good second date.

And you know it was $74 because you just remember that number off the top of your head?

Yeah, that.

Well, yeah.

And I remember what I ended up tipping out 100.

Doing the math at the end of the day, that's always tough. Right. Yeah. It's 74, 20%, 714, 15. Can't figure it out. But you're trying to be cool in front of your date. Like, yeah, I know what to do. I don't think, you know, you put your tip card out of your wallet just real quick.

So you just start count on your fingers, you know, you've had too much to drink.

Right, right.

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