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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 2: Friday, January 23 [Vault]

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Full Show PT 2: Friday, January 23 [Vault]

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.0

We need the help of a bird show listener, a very specific bird show listener.

0:06.0

The listener we're looking for is somebody who considers themselves an expert matchmaker.

0:12.0

Like somebody who is a, that person who, and we all know them, who has set up other couples who have gone on to get married and be happily married and everything's great and everything's wonderful.

0:23.1

It's usually one of your girlfriends that loves the coupledom.

0:26.0

Yes.

0:26.4

She's very in love in her own relationship and wants everyone else to be as in love and so does the whole set up thing.

0:32.3

Yes.

0:32.9

So we need that person.

0:34.6

And if you are the person, we are at 404-741-1-005, if you brag that there are five couples in your circle and you put them all together. Right. Like I introduced them. Oh, you know what? I know you see that code, that great couple? I introduced them. Right. So I, yeah, I introduced her to us. Oh, that was a blind date. I set that up. I worked with him so I yeah I introduced her to us oh that was a

0:54.2

blind date I set that up I worked with him and I knew her from from college and I

0:58.5

knew they would be perfect together and we need your help and probably more

1:02.6

importantly we have virtual listener Emma who needs your help hey Emma are you

1:08.3

good morning Bert show how are you I'm doing great. How are y'all?

1:12.3

We're well, thank you very much, and we're going to be happy to help you out, hopefully, with the help of a

1:17.4

Bert Show listener. Wonderful. Emma is in need of, well, I'll read from your email, the perfect man

1:24.6

for one night and one night only. Okay. I guess that is the perfect man. What's going on on this one night and one night only.

1:28.4

Okay.

1:29.2

What's going on on this?

1:30.5

One night and one night only?

1:32.2

I actually have a wedding, and a wedding date is crucial to the night.

1:39.5

But on top of that, it's a high school friend.

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