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No shortage of phone calls on people who ditched or got ditch.

Oh, no.

And this is the kind of ditch on a date where it's smack in the middle of it with no excuse. Because I'm sure a lot of people have used the excuse like, oh, you know what? I'm not feeling well. I'm going to leave. This is like you go to the bathroom and just never come back to the table, right? Right. And there's always, like, we're talking about this regarding dating,

but it reminded me that I think every one of us probably knows of someone who had a job,

and this would be back like in college or whatever.

So like at the mall and, like, just in the middle of his shift decides he no longer wants to be there and leave.

Yeah, I'm done. I'm out of here. Just take that. It's the middle of his shift decides he no longer wants to be there and leave yeah i'm done

i'm out of here it's the equivalent it's the equivalent i'm out of here of the it's the

it's the dating i quit like i'm just done in the middle of this i'm done i quit i'm out of here

i'm gone hey uh howard you'll be our first call. No problem. What's going on?

Hey, how's it going? Good. Good. How are you?

Awesome, awesome. This is a great topic because I'll tell you what, you know, as many years as I've dated,

it's amazing what anyone can do, including myself. And, you know, one night I was out with my girlfriend and, uh, you know, the conversation, we were at a restaurant, she had her car, I had her, my car there. So each had, you know, our other's cars or whatever. And, you know, I just got so mad because, uh, you know, something she said or something she did that, uh, soon as she went to the bathroom, that was my cue and I took

off and I left her in the dust at the restaurant and with the bill.

Oh.

And was that the last day she was your girlfriend?

That pretty much sent the spiral downward on that relationship.

Yeah.

See, now you got to, it'll be fun to talk.

Thank you for the call, Howard.

It'll be fun to talk, too, to the ditches.

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