The Furt Show.

This is America.

There has to be winners.

There has to be losers.

My house is a microcosm of America.

Someone, I don't know.

I just told Melissa, I know I'm tired because I'm just talking too much.

First day back from vacation.

But, I mean, Bert is confident that this test result will go in his favor.

Stacey is on hold. Alan from New London Driving School is on hold. We will get the results here

in just a second. Hey, Stace. Hi. Hi. How are you? I'm fine. There's a little bit of taunting

going on this week on vacation waiting for these results.

So you guys took this driving test before we left for vacation?

Yeah, Stacey, you want to explain exactly what the driving test was all about?

The driving test.

Well said.

They had a car, so we both had to drive the same car, so it was fair.

Okay. And then we had the school was in the car with us, and there were three people, so it made sure a little tense. Except he asked me when I got in the car if I was nervous. I wasn't nervous at all, but he said you were. I was. Yeah. So. Well, you took a bunch of quailudes before the test. And I smoked a bunch of weed. Just clouded my judgment, my timing altogether.

Who said quailudes in Studio 54?

What is the hell was that?

What is that, anyway?

So yeah, we separately got in the car with Alan from New London Driving School. And it's not old school like it used to be. Like, I remember taking the driving test back in high school where you had a steering wheel and an accelerator and a brake on my side of the car. And the instructor had the same on his side of the car. Huh. Dude just has a break now. Oh, okay. There's no steering wheel. So if you're doing something wrong, Alan's going to hit the break as quick as he can. Now, before we get to the test itself, Stacey, we in here in the studio, I've heard Bert talk about this driving test and how confident he is and the taunting. And I kind of, you know, I was saying that there's taunting going on.

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