Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 7 [Vault]
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🗓️ 7 April 2026
⏱️ 49 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. All right, Maria is ready to go. Before we even talk to her, you guys, I wanted you to check out her son's pictures. Okay. And what his hair looks like when he goes to middle school every day. It's got himself kind of a bit of a mohawk there. It's cut really close on the size. And it's not one of those mohawks that you see that's waxed up, you know, like a foot |
| 0:22.7 | where you can pick it out of a crowd. Right. He definitely has a mohawk, but it looks more like a caterpillar crawling down the middle of his head. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it's like a stripe, but it's not a big, huge, tall one. No. Well, the school that he goes to in Henry County, I believe, Marie is going to tell us not real happy with his haircut at all. |
| 0:41.4 | Okay. huge tall one. No. Well, the school that he goes to in Henry County, I believe, Maria is going to tell us not real happy with his haircut at all, so much so that they kicked him out of school. Hi, Maria. |
| 0:45.0 | Hello, how are you? Good. How are you? I'm not happy. I bet. Well, go ahead. Tell us what's going on. |
| 0:52.7 | My son got his hair cut over the weekend. My son got his haircut over the weekend. |
| 0:55.4 | He's had Mohawk throughout the year. |
| 0:58.6 | He had his haircut on Friday. |
| 1:00.5 | He goes to school on Tuesday. |
| 1:02.7 | And five minutes later, he calls me that he has to go home because he has a Mohawk, |
| 1:06.3 | and he can't be in school with a Mohawk. |
| 1:08.5 | But he's had one all year? |
| 1:10.1 | He's had one throughout. |
| 1:10.9 | He does different things with his hair, spikes up, and all that kind of stuff. |
| 1:15.5 | So he's had one periodically throughout the year. |
| 1:18.0 | Okay, now this is an important fact right here. |
| 1:20.7 | So what you need to do for us is describe what some of his other haircuts have been up until this point. Have they been sort of |
| 1:29.2 | outrageous and attention grabbing? No, no, no, no, no. No, no. Never. Just little spikes, you know, |
| 1:37.6 | with the gel. Never attention grabbing. He's just very picky about his hair. Okay. And so he calls me on |
| 1:43.8 | Tuesday, he said, I got to go pick him up. So, you know, I'm like, I don't understand. You've very picky about his hair. And so he called me on Tuesday. |
| 1:45.2 | He said, I got to go pick him up. |
| 1:48.0 | So, you know, I'm like, I don't understand. |
| 1:50.3 | You've had a Mohawk throughout the year at other time. |
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