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The Bert Show. When two different people randomly ask you for advice over something that their

significant others are doing while they're on vacation, now you got something to talk about.

Should they be upset or not? Yes, that's exactly what happened to me. It was one of those situations

where when you're on vacation and you meet like a new group of people and you just kind of hang out

with them for a couple of days because you're all in the same hotel, that kind of situation.

So by the third day, we, which by the way, very impressed you did that being the introvert that you are.

Yeah, no way. I just was living my best life in Columbia. I don't know who I was. I'm there.

Look, if you want to get to know Mo and have spent a little time with them, you just got to meet him

in Cartagena. You got it. Is this best?

Well, in Columbia, it's me, man. I was living my best life.

I mean, you stamp that passport all of a sudden. You are different person.

Whole different person. I'm back to being an introvert now.

So I won't see me in these streets.

But I'll deal. I was outside. And so it was, it was just kind of funny that these two

different people in this group were both married to two other people and both of their significant

others were at home. So it was one of those situations where the drinks were flowing and then

everybody got to talking about their significant others. Of course.

And so in one instance, talking lovingly or venting, nothing but love.

Oh, I sure do miss my girlfriend around all these beautiful Colombian women are just making

me realize I have beautiful my girlfriend is back home. I wish she was here with me now.

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