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The Bert Show

Did Your Morning Suck Just As Much As Ours?!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2022

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Did Your Morning Suck Just As Much As Ours?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.0

I'm going to start the show out today on a real positive note.

0:04.4

I know we don't have a whole bunch of people that'll listen this early in the morning because

0:07.5

it's so dang early, right?

0:09.4

But I'm going to ask anyway.

0:10.4

I mean, I wouldn't listen.

0:11.6

If I didn't have to, we were doing this show.

0:14.6

I'm not up till 9.30.

0:16.2

9.30 every morning.

0:18.0

All right, here's the positive note.

0:19.9

Who's already having a crappy day?

0:22.4

All right.

0:23.4

One, eight, five, five, Bert Show.

0:25.0

Here we are.

0:26.0

It's 6.01 right now.

0:28.0

Who woke up and is already having a crappy day?

0:31.8

And the reason why I'm asking is because Kristen, even before four hours before the show started,

0:40.1

got herself all banged up.

0:41.3

It started with a bang, man.

0:42.7

The day started with the bang.

0:45.0

So went to bed late last night because we had a fantastic event for our nonprofit,

0:50.0

Bert's Big Adventure.

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