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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 1: Monday, October 13

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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1:03.7

Here, Bert Show.

1:09.9

I was feeling it yesterday when we were at Pride, and as the float was going down, all of the streets of Atlanta, people saying, we're going to miss you guys.

1:11.1

We're going to miss you guys.

1:12.4

A lot of people yelling, don't do it.

1:13.8

Don't do it. At the end of the parade route, I said to Amanda, I'm like, maybe I shouldn't. People really seem to like this show. How are you doing? I'm doing good. Yesterday was exhausting. I do not remember pride taking that much energy last time around

1:27.5

because I wasn't there last year,

1:28.6

but my first year was two years ago

1:30.4

when we did the whole Barbie thing. was exhausting. I do not remember pride taking that much energy last time around because I wasn't there

1:28.1

last year, but my first year was two years ago when we did the whole Barbie thing. And so all we did was just wave and say, hi Barbie. Whereas this whole time around, I was like, oh my God, I don't know if I'm just getting old or if this is just a more exhausting year. But yeah, it was a good weekend. Yeah, do a lot of crowd work on that mic.

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