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The Bert Show

Full Show PT 2: Monday, October 13

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2025

⏱️ 37 minutes

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0:00.0

Abby's just woken up. It's 731 and she's forgotten to ring the doctor. There's no point

0:05.5

ringing now. She needs to get to work, but she's not worried. She's got an HSBC Premier bank account

0:10.5

with access to digital GP appointments plus two second opinions a year should she need them.

0:15.1

Everything's Premier when your bank account is. Search HSBC Premier. HSBC UK, opening up a world of opportunity.

0:22.4

The doctor will see you now.

0:24.6

Apply with £100,000 annual income or £100,000 savings or investments with HSBC UK or Premier status abroad.

0:30.7

Superdrug offers more than just beauty trends.

0:33.3

It can be the first stop for your health too.

0:35.7

Superdrug's pharmacies offer the NHS Pharmacy First Service.

0:39.6

Get fast help for things like UTIs, sore throats and sinusitis with no appointment.

0:44.8

And if suitable, prescription-only medication on the same day.

0:48.2

Learn more at superdrug.com slash pharmacy first.

0:51.3

Subject to consultation with a superdr drug pharmacist available in England only.

0:54.9

Age restrictions may apply. This service is NHS funded. Rescription charges may apply if treatment is supplied.

1:02.4

You're on The Birch Show.

1:04.4

Time to get buzzed on the hot goss from Hollywood with Abby. It's the Bird Show's Entertainment Bus.

1:11.1

Sad news over the weekend from Hollywood.

1:13.3

We found out that Oscar-winning actress, Diane Keaton, passed away.

1:17.3

I think this is pretty suddenly.

1:18.7

I don't think anybody expected to get this kind of news because I don't think we really knew

1:23.2

that anything was wrong, but she was 79 years old.

1:26.0

Her family confirmed the news and, of course,

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