Abby Is Bribing Someone In Studio With A Way Into Their Dream Job!

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🗓️ 13 October 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Messy Mikey needs a favor from Abby and she's willing to give it to him if he can complete five simple tasks this week! Is he up for it?

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0:30.2	Sophie Tom and the kids are standing by the luggage carousel waiting for Sophie's bag.
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1:03.5	The Bert Show.
1:07.3	All right, Abby, take it from here. You're going to make Mikey jump through a couple of hoops here.
1:10.4	I have something Mess messy Mikey wants.
1:12.4	Messy Mikey has an affinity for the worst
1:14.6	country music type possible.
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