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The Bert Show

Full Show Part Two: April 6, 2023

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2023

⏱️ 53 minutes

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0:00.0

You're on the virtue.

0:02.0

We are constantly learning the hidden depths of Moe's beauty, which I think we just found out before we hit Mike's today.

0:13.6

I got a new dose coming. Man, you're an impressive dude.

0:16.8

Uh, yeah, so what happened was walked in and a Kristen thought that I had bad feet or was insecure about my feet.

0:24.8

Because Bert was over here talking about, hey guys, you have to feel these shoes I just got.

0:30.4

They're so light and he takes his shoe off and because we're a weird family like we are, we're all just checking out a shoe.

0:36.8

And he's on clouds, right? That everybody seems to be like, they're very popular right now.

0:42.8

Very popular. I'm okay. I'll try these things out and I put them on and they really, they're like, they feel like they're two ounces.

0:48.8

So I'm passing it around the room.

0:50.8

And they are like, yeah, super light.

0:52.8

Abby jumps in because she has a pair.

0:54.8

Yeah, and they don't work for me. I know everybody's obsessed with them, but they gave me the worst blisters of my life.

1:00.8

Yeah, because you have, I have high arches and Bert.

1:04.8

High arches family. And I got a high arch too. We're like, oh, high arches and I asked Moe and Moe, you were like,

1:10.8

I have no idea what my arches are. I said, I don't have low arches, but I do know I have perfect feet and I can prove it to you.

1:16.8

Pretty much. And so I do have like weird, I guess, feet quirks. Like when I'm barefoot, I, I tell my cold.

1:24.8

I curl my toes like a Gremlin, almost like I'm grabbing the carpet. It's weird. I don't, I don't know why I do it.

1:30.8

I get made fun of, and then Chris, and you remember that.

1:32.8

I do remember that. And that's what made me thought like you want to hide your toes.

1:36.8

So you were insecure about your feet, but that's not it. It's just a quirk you have when you're barefoot.

1:40.8

Exactly that because these feet are amazing.

1:42.8

And it was proven once when I was I was in Vegas and it was one of those pool parties and they did a random pool game.

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