Full-Assed Morning Show
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2026
⏱️ 159 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired January 30, 2026: Cheers > Your wife going into labor. Poop boot. Everything you wanna know about the museum of personal failures.
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| 0:00.0 | Happy New Year podcast, pals. |
| 0:01.9 | Dana here to give my daily love to everybody at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. Just a quick brag. I'm a smart club member. And yeah, it's a big deal because when the polar vortex hits, your house will let you know real fast. That's why right now is honestly the best time to do comfort upgrades. Standards running a ton of specials right now. Things like Whole Home humidifiers to fix that dry winter air uv lights to help keep the air cleaner and ervs that bring in that fresh air without dumping the heat trust me you will notice the difference in a big way be cozy this winter standard heating and air conditioning providing the comfort you deserve since 1930 online at standard heating.com. |
| 0:38.5 | The 93x half-ass morning show. |
| 0:41.9 | 9033. |
| 0:43.5 | Air. |
| 0:44.9 | All right. |
| 0:51.3 | Who touched my stuff? Nobody touched your stuff. Did you guys touch my stuff? |
| 0:55.4 | Nobody touched your stuff. |
| 0:56.5 | Did you guys touch my stuff? |
| 0:57.8 | I was very careful to make sure nobody touched your stuff. |
| 1:01.5 | Did someone sit in my chair? |
| 1:03.2 | Nobody said you. |
| 1:04.0 | Nobody would do that. |
| 1:04.9 | You know, I don't like it if anyone sits in. |
| 1:07.4 | Germs. |
| 1:07.9 | We almost felt disrespectful being here when you weren't here. |
| 1:11.0 | Nobody touched any of your stuff. |
| 1:12.6 | It was a shrine left for you. |
| 1:14.7 | Well, we'll get to the bottom of this later, I guess. |
| 1:17.9 | For now, I suppose I ought to welcome everybody. |
| 1:21.6 | And all of y'all to the 93x half-ass morning show, the Friday edition. |
| 1:27.4 | Despite not being able to sleep for Dick last week. to the 93X half-ass morning show, the Friday edition. |
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