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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 2 February 2026
⏱️ 152 minutes
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Originally Aired February 2, 2026: Fight to the death: holiday character edition, ho. Using a blowtorch on gas lines, ho. Everything you wanna know about punching his hair off, ho.
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| 0:00.0 | Happy New Year podcast, pals. |
| 0:01.9 | Dana here to give my daily love to everybody at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. Just a quick brag. I'm a smart club member. And yeah, it's a big deal because when the polar vortex hits, your house will let you know real fast. That's why right now is honestly the best time to do comfort upgrades. Standards running a ton of specials right now. Things like whole home humidifiers to fix that dry winter air. |
| 0:23.1 | UV lights to help keep the air cleaner and ERVs that bring in that fresh air without dumping the heat. |
| 0:28.2 | Trust me, you will notice the difference in a big way. |
| 0:30.8 | Be cozy this winter. |
| 0:32.1 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:36.5 | Online at standardhe heating.com. |
| 0:38.5 | The 93x half-assed morning show. |
| 0:42.3 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:44.9 | And right what Chuck, chuckers, it's Groundhog Day. |
| 0:48.9 | Get up and sit there hog out there. |
| 0:51.3 | Well, it's Groundhog Day. |
| 0:53.5 | Again. |
| 0:54.2 | You have that energy, that's Groundhog Day energy out there. |
| 0:57.4 | Cleavage, when it first pops out, like, late March, early April. |
| 1:01.9 | It's almost like Groundhog's Day. |
| 1:05.7 | It's like, oh, it's going to be an early spring. |
| 1:08.5 | The big question on everybody's lips. |
| 1:10.5 | Yeah, their chap lips. |
| 1:11.6 | On their chap lips. |
| 1:12.7 | Right. |
| 1:13.4 | Do you think Phil's going to come out and see his shadow? |
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