Hey, the bird show.

Sure, you go to a fancy charity event.

They want you to dress up informal where you get it, right?

You go to a wedding, you got to dress up for that.

There is a dress coat.

Makes a lot of sense.

But kindergartners having a dress coat?

Yes, it's ridiculous.

My jaw dropped when I heard this.

So I was with some other moms chatting and then it came up. And I hadn't

even read this. You know, I'm, maybe this is on me. There are some parents who literally read every

single piece of information that they can get. Now we're up to five different apps. God knows how

many PDFs. I'm like, nope, I'm going to read the calendar that they send home.

I will subscribe to the PTA calendar. Anything else I need to know, I will get in an email.

Like, I am, I cannot be studying for a PhD level course in kindergarten, okay?

So talking to some other moms, then it came up about a dress code. And my head snapped so fast.

I was like, what? There's a dress code and my head snapped so fast I was like what there's a dress

code and I assumed it was like a dress code they had in pre-k where they had to wear clothes

toes shoes just for the playground and stuff like that and like totally makes sense or maybe even

if your kid's going to wear a dress put shorts on underneath which, which we do anyway. No, it was there not

allowed to show their shoulders. Oh, oh. For you, that's no Buena. I, we live in the seventh

circle of hell, aka Georgia in the summer, okay? It's been unnaturally cold last few days,

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