From The Vault: Someone In Studio Is Doing Drugs And We’re Happy About It?!
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🗓️ 18 August 2025
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Furt Show. |
| 0:01.4 | I want to praise and ask Kristen to continue to take drugs, specifically caffeine. |
| 0:09.5 | What? |
| 0:10.3 | Yes. |
| 0:11.2 | Caffeine is a drug. |
| 0:12.0 | Yeah, I know it is. |
| 0:12.8 | I want you to continue to take it. |
| 0:14.3 | I don't know where this circle has now kind of connected again because you were on caffeine, off caffeine. |
| 0:25.1 | This is like the damn limitless pill. |
| 0:27.3 | This is like your second wind. I just feel like I'm seeing a different side of you. Like you've |
| 0:31.7 | always been sparkly and shiny, but we just got a little polished on you. Thank you. Yeah. So I, |
| 0:36.6 | when I got pregnant, I made the choice to just nix all caffeine. And I have generalized anxiety disorder. And caffeine's not good for those of us with anxiety anyway. And I've been talking to my doctor and I've been meeting it, meaning to cut it out regardless. And I'm like, here we go. Here's the time I can get rid of it. So I stopped drinking all sodas. |
| 0:56.7 | I stopped drinking all caffeinated coffee. |
| 0:59.2 | And I was, |
| 0:59.9 | had become a decaf girl and just drank sparkling water. |
| 1:03.4 | Like that was it. |
| 1:04.6 | Nerd. |
| 1:05.3 | I know, right? |
| 1:06.2 | Loser. |
| 1:07.1 | But I still had my booze. |
| 1:10.1 | So now fast forward, Jimmy's three and a half years old. |
| 1:13.7 | So you factor it out for over four years now. |
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