The Bird Show.

All right, Nicole here is feel a little insecure about the hottie that has just moved in next door.

Hey, Nicole, good morning.

Hey, good morning.

How are you?

You've got that tone in your voice like that's the tail between the legs if you're a dog.

That's true.

What's going on?

Oh, well, okay.

So I travel a lot for work.

I'm gone, you know, sometimes four or five days a week.

And my husband worked from home and everything's always been fine.

We've been married for three years now.

And a couple of weeks ago, this new neighbor moved on next door.

And guys, she is gorgeous, like jaw-dropping, Instagram, yoga, you know, influencer model energy.

And ever since she moved in, my husband is suddenly carrying what he looks

like again like he's shaving on weekdays he's putting on cologne before he takes out the trash

and i mean we've met her once um and she's sweet you know she's she's kind of flirty and when I asked what she

does for work she got weirdly vague about it she was like oh I dabble in some things online and I'm

like what is that even me she does she also like to dance perhaps yeah and I'm like I'm not saying

she's doing anything wrong but you know need, I need some peace of mind. I just, it's sketchy to me. I don't know. I just don't want to come home from a work trip and find out my marriage turned into a Hallmark movie, except I'm the one who's getting left in this case. Yeah, no, those movies aren't on hot, Mark. You're on a different channel. You're on Lifetime, but except you're the angry wife who's murdered the mistress. Okay, let's add a little logic here for just a second. First of all, did you say he's putting Colon on before he takes the trash out? Yes, yes. All right. There's no reason. I mean, I'm telling you he works from home. There's no reason for him to look a certain way, smell a certain way. Like, I'm not even there half the week, you know. I, hold on one second. Here's where the logic part comes in. So you asked us to do a background check. What is that going to change? I mean, she's still going to be hot. She's still going to be flirty. I mean, she's still going to be living next door to you unless

she's renting. So why would you even want to know? I mean, I think it's just for me to

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