Friday, September 13th 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 September 2019

⏱️ 204 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about the “bite or suck” survey, a woman fighting to keep her emotional support chickens, Lisa Way the closet Jersey Shore fanatic, a flight instructor that passed out in the sky during a student’s first lesson, a college kid with a HUGE thumb, a guy that claims his dog ordered porn, a dude that broke into a home then made a booty call, skydivers that almost collided with fighter jets during a jump, two grandmas that destroyed a noisy playground see-saw, a Russian wedding proposal at gun point, a woman that assaulted a man with a bag of frozen biscuits, a school library that banned Harry Potter books thinking the spells in the stories are real, strange superstitious traditions, and more!

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0:00.0	I'm gonna put you high today because it's Friday, wing I know jar, wing I know
0:08.9	It's Friday bitches, it's Friday bitches, it's Friday, it's Friday
0:16.7	Yeah, yeah, come on, it's Friday bitches, it's Friday bitches, it's Friday, it's Friday
0:26.1	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't want my favorite day of the week
0:30.9	My radios can't contain the truck to free is the days celebrated all across the nation
0:36.0	This is me trippin' what's up with the ancient day with the news, whose flag of the day
0:40.4	We're thornin' a heartbeat bitch, bitch so what, it's Friday bitches, it's Friday bitches, it's Friday
0:48.6	Yeah, yeah, come on, it's Friday bitches, it's Friday bitches, it's Friday, it's Friday
1:00.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
1:04.5	Yes, it is a Friday bitches, how you doing?
1:07.5	It's 617 right now here on Dave and Chuck the Freak and thanks for being with us
1:13.3	Right out of the gate gonna try something new
1:14.9	Yeah
1:16.4	New stuff's good
1:17.6	I don't know about that
1:19.0	Hold on, we've heard we've been through a lot of new stuff
1:23.1	It hasn't really worked out
1:26.5	You ever heard a Saturday's sucka?
1:28.8	No, huh?
1:30.6	Yeah, no, I was new one time
1:32.9	Yep, I guess I remember that now I must have a Saturday's
1:36.0	Saturday's sucka
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