Monday, September 16th 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.4 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2019

⏱️ 202 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Chuck being a victim of the “Symphony of Destruction,” where cops are looking for a naked man in nothing but red boots, being woken up in the middle of the night by the cops, Brad Pitt and Ellen DeGeneres dated the same woman, the world’s first fart contest is happening in India, a woman that dreamed she swallowed her engagement ring and awoke to discover she actually did, a guy that called in a fake mass shooting to get out of going to a fair with his parents, the reason scientists are studying a French man’s balls, a guy that was going to lose his job so he hired an emotional support clown, CIA using secret animal spies, and more!

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0:00.0	David Chuck the Freak.
0:17.0	Hi there and good morning to you at 616 this Monday, the 16th day of September.
0:21.8	It is David Chuck the Freak. Hello. Hello. Hello. Charlie. What's up? How you doing over there?
0:28.8	I'm fine. I'm fine. So I don't know any of the details because all I saw was a tweet like a lot of people.
0:36.8	Yeah, but I just did inquired to make sure that you were all right, but you got hit by an old guy.
0:42.4	Yeah, I was cruising down a road that was under construction. So it was down to like one lane for both sides.
0:49.3	Normally it's a couple lanes and on my way to soccer and it's painfully slow.
0:58.1	Like it's slow. This traffic, you know, the traffic is slow and all of a sudden, like my whole ass end of my Jeep pops up.
1:09.8	Like I'm like, we go up in the air. Right in the air. Well. And so I'm like, huh?
1:16.5	Somebody just hit me. And so I'm like, okay, well, and you know, at this point, I look at Ron and I'm like,
1:29.0	sorry, kid, but you're going to be late for soccer. I've got to figure out what's going on here.
1:33.6	Right. I don't know how bad it is. I have no idea. I can't tell. And so because it's a construction
1:41.3	zone, we're kind of stuck. So I'm trying to like communicate to what I can see in my mirror is a very
1:48.9	old man. And I'm like, pull like pull over. You know, pull over. So this the thing. So I get to a point
2:00.7	where there's kind of some businesses. So you can you could pull into like the right hand lane for a
2:05.4	little bit. So I pull in the right hand lane. He is staying back. He won't. He's like dropped way
2:12.7	back. He won't acknowledge and there's no way he doesn't want to come close to me. Right. So I'm
2:17.8	not I can't buy that he didn't know something was wrong. But then like people were honking at him
2:23.7	to go. So as he came up, I'm like, dude, you got to pull over. And he's just staring ahead. And then
2:30.4	he gave me the what the sorry about that thing. And then go. He's in an ancient like marquee. Of
2:40.3	course, was there any damage to his vehicle? I didn't even honestly, I didn't even see his the
2:45.1	front of his vehicle. Because your vehicle is such a thing. Well, this isn't a thing lifted off
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