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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Monday, September 16th 2019 Dave & Chuck the Freak Podcast

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2019

⏱️ 202 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about Chuck being a victim of the “Symphony of Destruction,” where cops are looking for a naked man in nothing but red boots, being woken up in the middle of the night by the cops, Brad Pitt and Ellen DeGeneres dated the...

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0:00.0

David Chuck the Freak.

0:17.0

Hi there and good morning to you at 616 this Monday, the 16th day of September.

0:21.8

It is David Chuck the Freak. Hello. Hello. Hello. Charlie. What's up? How you doing over there?

0:28.8

I'm fine. I'm fine. So I don't know any of the details because all I saw was a tweet like a lot of people.

0:36.8

Yeah, but I just did inquired to make sure that you were all right, but you got hit by an old guy.

0:42.4

Yeah, I was cruising down a road that was under construction. So it was down to like one lane for both sides.

0:49.3

Normally it's a couple lanes and on my way to soccer and it's painfully slow.

0:58.1

Like it's slow. This traffic, you know, the traffic is slow and all of a sudden, like my whole ass end of my Jeep pops up.

1:09.8

Like I'm like, we go up in the air. Right in the air. Well. And so I'm like, huh?

1:16.5

Somebody just hit me. And so I'm like, okay, well, and you know, at this point, I look at Ron and I'm like,

1:29.0

sorry, kid, but you're going to be late for soccer. I've got to figure out what's going on here.

1:33.6

Right. I don't know how bad it is. I have no idea. I can't tell. And so because it's a construction

1:41.3

zone, we're kind of stuck. So I'm trying to like communicate to what I can see in my mirror is a very

1:48.9

old man. And I'm like, pull like pull over. You know, pull over. So this the thing. So I get to a point

2:00.7

where there's kind of some businesses. So you can you could pull into like the right hand lane for a

2:05.4

little bit. So I pull in the right hand lane. He is staying back. He won't. He's like dropped way

2:12.7

back. He won't acknowledge and there's no way he doesn't want to come close to me. Right. So I'm

2:17.8

not I can't buy that he didn't know something was wrong. But then like people were honking at him

2:23.7

to go. So as he came up, I'm like, dude, you got to pull over. And he's just staring ahead. And then

2:30.4

he gave me the what the sorry about that thing. And then go. He's in an ancient like marquee. Of

2:40.3

course, was there any damage to his vehicle? I didn't even honestly, I didn't even see his the

2:45.1

front of his vehicle. Because your vehicle is such a thing. Well, this isn't a thing lifted off

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