Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about a listener that needs advice on buying a real life sex doll, stranded hikers that got rescued after putting a message in a bottle, politicians trying to eliminate ring girls in UFC and other fight leagues, a Saved By the Bell revival may be in the works, disgusting discovers inside of shady motel rooms, a funeral home using a rented refrigerator trailer to store dead bodies, a Caucasian couple suing a fertility clinic after giving birth to an Asian baby, a man that tried to disguise himself as a 80 year old man to get into USA, a 10-year-old that turned her mom in to police for DUI, what trends should disappear forever and never reappear, toys on the ballot for the Toy Hall of Fame, and more!