Thursday March 26th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.6 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2026

⏱️ 173 minutes

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Summary

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TIME TOPIC

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

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0:01 Woman says she was forced to stay on a call with a masturbating man

0:14 White trash family fight over cost of booze

0:18 Guy tried to run cyclists off the road

0:21 Guy ends up a little different after a botched dental procedure

0:28 Conjoined twins who share a vagina

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0:44 Gator almost bit guys penis off

0:48 Anxious bulldog cries when its owner is out of sight

0:55 An author trolled a guy who sent her an unsolicited dong pic

0:57 A vice principal surfaced in a porn

1:06 The worst thing that has happened to your b-hole

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1:32 Couple accused of committing lewd acts at a grocery store

1:36 A guy with a gas pump fetish

1:48 A guy busted drunk driving a lawn mower on the highway

1:50 Your dark sided discovery

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ASK DAVE & CHUCK "THE FREAK"

2:05 EMAIL: She thinks her boyfriend may be sabotaging her birth control

2:11 EMAIL: He wants to date his best friend's ex

2:21 EMAIL: Wife is sick of getting gifts of things with pigs on them

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2:32 A valet who kept stealing from cars

2:38 Guy threw chicken at his sister during an argument

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FAST FOOD FREAKOUT

2:41 Guy attacked a Subway manager for not giving him enough ham

END OF SHOW

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1:11.9	Well, you can't.
1:13.6	But imagine.
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1:15.9	One vaj, two ladies.
1:18.2	A guy's penis nearly bit off by a gator.
1:21.7	Oh, God.
1:22.3	That's terrible.
1:22.8	That's a bad day.
1:23.9	What's the worst thing that's happened to your beehole?
1:27.0	I can't tell you. So many things you will not believe. I can't tell you. A guy busted jerking it in the
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1:39.4	Sometimes. We'll also talk about the creepy thing that you found. During Ask Dave and Chuck the
1:43.7	freak, advice on dating a friend's ex, and a guy attacked a subway manager.
1:50.0	What did he not give him enough of that sparked some sub rage?
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