Monday, March 2nd 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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🗓️ 2 March 2026

⏱️ 198 minutes

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Summary

0:00-1:00 - Show Intro

1:00-9:00 - Emailer’s neighbors smoke in hallway

9:00-15:00 - Amber wants to get a sauna74

15:00-23:00 - Looks maxxing gains online trend

23:00-31:00 Most annoying things people can do in your car

31:00-39:00 - Ladies who trashed Wendy’s drive-thru have been charged

39:00-42:00 - Monkey story

42:00-46:00 - Guy doing laundry for homeless people

46:00-50:00 - Dog poop bomb bandits

50:00-55:00 - Man reunited with missing dogs

55:00-60:00 - SCUBA divers proposed on ocean floor

1:00:00-1:04:00 - Update on Lisa’s recover

1:04:00-1:06:00 - Golfer falls down elevator shaft

1:06:00-1:09:00 - NFL team report cards

1:09:00-1:15:00 - Jim Carrey looks different

1:15:00-1:18:00 - Catherine O’Hara award acceptance speech by Seth Rogen

1:18:00-1:20:00 - Savannah Guthrie returns to NYC

1:20:00-1:27:00 - Shia LaBeouf arrested

1:27:00-1:31:00 - Scream 7 Box Office

1:31:00-1:42:00 - Public urinator in Detroit

1:42:00-1:44:00 - Guy hits McDonald’s worker in the face with frappe

1:44:00-1:56:00 - Guy fakes overtime while hanging with GF who’s also his boss

1:56:00-2:00:00 - News anchors go at it on air

2:00:00-2:04:00 - Anime shop robbed

2:04:00-2:14:00 - Customer service line speaks with Spanish accent

2:14:00-2:24:00 - Man with world’s smallest penis does interview

2:24:00-2:29:00 - Hot air balloon crashes into radio tower

2:29:00-2:31:00 - Guy gouges out eyeballs and deemed competent to stand trial

2:31:00-2:35:00 - Tesla driver asleep at the wheel

2:35:00-2:40:00 - Ranch-flavored milkshake at The Great Wolf Lodge

2:40:00-2:47:00 - Gambler teaches people to surf

2:47:00-2:50:00 – Utility truck rolled over and driver rescued

2:50:00-2:57:00 – Family built igloo in yard but city wanted a permit

2:57:00-3:00:00 – Baby born with 2 different colored eyes

3:00:00-3:03:00 – Wellness trend where people are seasoning their kids with salt

3:03:00-3:05:00 – Couple gets married on frozen Lake Erie

3:05:00-End – Investigation into bike theft uncovers much larger crime

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Monday, March 2nd.
0:01.4	Coming up on this edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak,
0:04.2	why does Chuck compare me to an angry zoo animal?
0:08.8	Well, it's obvious.
0:09.9	We'll get to the bottom of that.
0:11.1	But speaking of Chuck, was he in a gay cab driver?
0:15.4	What?
0:16.1	A little bit.
0:16.7	That was quite an admission you'll hear on the way.
0:20.0	Also, we find out how bad Jason is at role playing and then a news anchor fight that has Chuck
0:29.2	believing I could play a big part in the same thing.
0:33.9	Yeah.
0:35.0	Plus, if you call a hotline and press two for Spanish, why did someone get the surprise of their life?
0:42.9	What are you talking about that? That's on the way as well. We'll hear from the guy who has the
0:47.9	smallest penis in the world. We'll get an update on his life. And could Chuck ditch it all for the surf life? Yeah. That's all coming up on this edition of Dave and Chuck the freak. Ugh. What's wrong? You had candy for breakfast again, didn't you? It's not a problem, Dave. It's a lifestyle. Look at you. You're a mess. I've got a better way to start your day and satisfy that sweet tooth. Go on.
1:14.4	Cotton candy and fruity rainbow five-hour energy shots.
1:17.5	All that nostalgic candy-style flavor, zero sugar.
1:18.4	Zero sugar?
1:21.9	Yeah, a portable two-ounce shot with a tasty caffeine kick.
1:24.7	So I get the sweet flavor without actually eating candy.
1:25.3	Exactly.
1:28.9	Thanks, Dave. I'm going to grab some on my way home from getting my dinner cake.
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