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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Friday, April 17th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2026

⏱️ 200 minutes

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Summary

*Timestamps are approximate*

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 Al's cat was stuck in a tree yesterday

0:09 Jason's pelvic floor treatment experience yesterday

0:37   NEWS

0:37 Latest update on severe weather across parts of the country

0:39 Spirit Airlines could be gone soon

0:42 Airline pilot forced to slam on brakes when truck crossed his path

0:44 Child survived falling 7 stories

0:46 Guy busted in LEGO scam

0:54 Dog escaped yard, went to her doggie day care

0:57   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:59 Chuck almost walked in on Dave in the bathroom

1:00   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:00 WWE realizing their ticket prices may need to come down

1:05 Woman nailed in the head with ball at a basketball game

1:07 Play-in games leading up to NBA playoffs

1:08 NHL playoffs

1:08 Young hockey fan went viral after his favorite player gifted him a stick

1:12 Guy playing with lady's boobs in background of baseball game

1:13 Real Housewives star caught spying on her ex during their divorce

1:15 Henry Winkler did nude scene for the first time at 79

1:20 Top Gun 3 is a go

1:25 Reese Witherspoon gets blowback from embracing A.I.

1:26 Billy Corgan refuses to us A.I.

1:28 Spaceballs 2 title will be Spaceballs: The New One

1:31 The Mummy opening in theatres

1:36   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:37   IDIOT CRIMINAL OF THE DAY

1:37 Motorcyclist with a tally on his bike counting the number of times he has outrun the cops

1:43 A mother accused of running a whore house out of her home for cops

2:01 Police looking for a nude man who fled into the woods

2:04 Road rage incident with a woman clinging to the hood of a car

2:07 Another Pamper and Dash crime, 2 ladies ran after getting their nails done

2:10 Cop was fired for taking pics of her own boobs at work

2:13 How guys seem to be able to last for so long in porns

2:20   WHAT'S UP WITH THE ASIANS?

2:20 Guy had a chop stick stuck in his throat for 8 years

2:25   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:26   ASK DAVE & CHUCK "THE FREAK"

2:26 EMAIL: His roommate thinks its funny to dance around with his dong out

2:35 EMAIL: Mom makes them driver around looking for cash in goodwill couches

2:40 EMAIL: Been married for long time, found out wife was talking to another guy

2:53   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:54   NEWS

2:54   PERVERT OF THE DAY

2:54 Police call about "male and female checking their oil, so to speak"

2:57 Woman shot by stray gunfire while walking her dog

3:01 The guys who dressed as bears and trashing cars for insurance money had day in court

3:04 Fisherman surrounded by sharks in a feeding frenzy on his jetski

3:06   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:08 A.I. generated dog scams

3:11 "Phubbing" is snubbing the person you are with by being on your phone

3:13 What people use to wash themselves with

3:17   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:27   THOSE CRAZY CANADIANS

3:27 Junior hockey team bus gets pulled over by a cop who turned out to be a super fan

  END OF SHOW

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Finally, the Friday Bitches edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak.

0:03.5

And coming up, will Jason get fingered?

0:06.8

Oh, my.

0:08.1

He had his first pelvic floor therapy appointment, and we were shocked to learn what happened.

0:14.6

I'll just say this.

0:16.0

Lisa was way wrong.

0:18.2

Way wrong.

0:19.2

She was.

0:20.1

Also, why should your kids probably not come to work at Dave and Chuck's Lego house?

0:25.5

Oh, get to work! It's fun! Get to work! Our idiot criminal of the day is a biker. We'll tell you how the cops busted him and a Texas whore house is busted.

0:36.4

Oh yeah. And she's got an awesome ass.

0:40.7

And a great mug.

0:42.4

And a fantastic mug as well.

0:45.1

Also, some Aussie Road rage, another spa and dash.

0:49.7

Tricks of male porn stars.

0:51.8

And what did an Asian guy have in his throat for over eight years?

0:57.7

And during Ask Dave and Chuck the Freak, a dong dance really upsets a guy.

1:03.0

Terrible.

1:03.7

And a couple busted checking the oil in Detroit.

1:08.4

Was it a gash smash or a booty blast? Oh my God. We get to the bottom of that. On Dave and Chuck the freak. Get me out of here. Where am I? This place is incredible. Cotton candy everywhere. Rainbow candy. I'm never leaving. You're in a radio studio. Snap out of it. I can taste it. The sweet cotton candy. All the fruity candy. That's what I'm talking about. Cotton candy and fruity rainbow five-hour energy shots. All that candy-style flavor, zero sugar. Wait, so this is real? Yeah, portable two-ounce shots with a tasty caffeine kick. So I can live in a candy world without actually living in candy world?

1:44.8

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1:49.9

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