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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Monday, April 20th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 April 2026

⏱️ 203 minutes

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Summary

*Timestamps are approximate*


0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 Dave's medicine mistake

0:10 Stats about marijuana

0:18 Video of little kid's swagger during his walk up music in T-ball

0:19 Woman found a capibara in her rental after shower

0:21 Some people suffer from springtime tiredness

0:29   NEWS

0:29 Pilots heard beeping on their plane, thought it was a bomb

0:32 Cold temperatures return to the NE

0:36 Big guy freaked out after receiving restaurant bill

0:41 Woman awarded settlement after being overserved on a cruise

0:50 Couple received email that their cruise will be going to northern Canada instead of Bermuda

0:53 QVC filed for bankruptcy

0:59   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:59 Jason is hurting after overeating yesterday

1:11   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:11 Skydiver get hung up on a scoreboard 

1:13 Humanoid robot ran a half marathon

1:18 Sporting event ticket prices are starting to price out fanbases

1:23 Disney Channel start tackled home intruder and held him at gunpoint until police arrived

1:25 Ice Spice got into a fight at McDonald's

1:27 The top stoner movies for 4/20

1:30 Polestar Awards recognizing tours of the year

1:31 Dave Chapelle is considering bringing back his Comedy Central show

1:34   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:36   WHAT'S UP HIS BUTT?

1:36 Inmate facing additional charges befcause of what was found in his butt

1:42 Hot air balloon had to make an emergency landing in a guy's backyard

1:48 A state trooper in trouble for getting BJs while on the clock

1:52 Judge orders a town to release the video of a pantsless mayor in city hall

1:58 Company files patent for in-vehicle toilet

2:14 61-year-old woman had a live worm removed from her brain

2:22   PERVERT OF THE DAY

2:22 A chiropractor accused of tapping clients' butts at the end of a session

2:27   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:28   FLORIDA'S EFFED UP

2:28 Another prostitution and brothel bust

2:31 Guy was pretending to be a massuer

2:35 Gator in the water at the beach

2:37 Woman survived a rollover crash involving a gator

2:41 People not happy with Amazon drone service

2:46 "Jeffing" is a new form of interval training

3:03   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:53   NEWS

2:53 Customers saw their car driving around downtown after leaving it with a mechanic

2:58 Man found remains on his property after a dig

3:03 Airline offering beds on flight

3:08   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:09 Healthier French fries may be coming?

3:12 Some restaurants are dropping delivery app services

3:17   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:26   TALES FROM THE KREMLIN

3:26 A tiger jumped into the crowd at a Russian circus

  END OF SHOW

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Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, it's a Monday edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak, 420 bitches.

0:03.7

420.

0:05.5

I was not high, but I may have drugged myself over the weekend.

0:10.7

You were high.

0:11.8

We'll explain what happened there.

0:13.7

Also, why did a big man destroy a Thai restaurant?

0:16.9

He was high.

0:18.5

Chuck's Fart Fest.

0:19.9

Does that sound like something you want to be a part of?

0:22.2

It is an amazing time. You don't want to miss it.

0:26.1

Why did a smuggler go ass to mouth?

0:29.4

Something a lot of smugglers may do.

0:30.7

I think it's what they do, yeah.

0:32.5

How would you react if a hot air balloon full of annoying people landed in your backyard?

0:39.4

No, no, no, we'll tell you the much nicer way a California man reacted.

0:45.2

A cop fired for an at-work BJ.

0:48.7

Come on.

0:49.8

We should all be allowed, bro.

0:51.3

He's at work.

0:52.0

Oh, wow, that's bold.

0:53.0

A pantsless mayor update.

0:55.4

Mm-hmm.

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