Monday, April 20th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
4.6 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2026
⏱️ 203 minutes
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Summary
*Timestamps are approximate*
0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:01 Dave's medicine mistake
0:10 Stats about marijuana
0:18 Video of little kid's swagger during his walk up music in T-ball
0:19 Woman found a capibara in her rental after shower
0:21 Some people suffer from springtime tiredness
0:29 NEWS
0:29 Pilots heard beeping on their plane, thought it was a bomb
0:32 Cold temperatures return to the NE
0:36 Big guy freaked out after receiving restaurant bill
0:41 Woman awarded settlement after being overserved on a cruise
0:50 Couple received email that their cruise will be going to northern Canada instead of Bermuda
0:53 QVC filed for bankruptcy
0:59 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:59 Jason is hurting after overeating yesterday
1:11 CELEBRITY DIRT
1:11 Skydiver get hung up on a scoreboard
1:13 Humanoid robot ran a half marathon
1:18 Sporting event ticket prices are starting to price out fanbases
1:23 Disney Channel start tackled home intruder and held him at gunpoint until police arrived
1:25 Ice Spice got into a fight at McDonald's
1:27 The top stoner movies for 4/20
1:30 Polestar Awards recognizing tours of the year
1:31 Dave Chapelle is considering bringing back his Comedy Central show
1:34 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:36 WHAT'S UP HIS BUTT?
1:36 Inmate facing additional charges befcause of what was found in his butt
1:42 Hot air balloon had to make an emergency landing in a guy's backyard
1:48 A state trooper in trouble for getting BJs while on the clock
1:52 Judge orders a town to release the video of a pantsless mayor in city hall
1:58 Company files patent for in-vehicle toilet
2:14 61-year-old woman had a live worm removed from her brain
2:22 PERVERT OF THE DAY
2:22 A chiropractor accused of tapping clients' butts at the end of a session
2:27 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:28 FLORIDA'S EFFED UP
2:28 Another prostitution and brothel bust
2:31 Guy was pretending to be a massuer
2:35 Gator in the water at the beach
2:37 Woman survived a rollover crash involving a gator
2:41 People not happy with Amazon drone service
2:46 "Jeffing" is a new form of interval training
3:03 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:53 NEWS
2:53 Customers saw their car driving around downtown after leaving it with a mechanic
2:58 Man found remains on his property after a dig
3:03 Airline offering beds on flight
3:08 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:09 Healthier French fries may be coming?
3:12 Some restaurants are dropping delivery app services
3:17 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:26 TALES FROM THE KREMLIN
3:26 A tiger jumped into the crowd at a Russian circus
END OF SHOW
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | All right, it's a Monday edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak, 420 bitches. |
| 0:03.7 | 420. |
| 0:05.5 | I was not high, but I may have drugged myself over the weekend. |
| 0:10.7 | You were high. |
| 0:11.8 | We'll explain what happened there. |
| 0:13.7 | Also, why did a big man destroy a Thai restaurant? |
| 0:16.9 | He was high. |
| 0:18.5 | Chuck's Fart Fest. |
| 0:19.9 | Does that sound like something you want to be a part of? |
| 0:22.2 | It is an amazing time. You don't want to miss it. |
| 0:26.1 | Why did a smuggler go ass to mouth? |
| 0:29.4 | Something a lot of smugglers may do. |
| 0:30.7 | I think it's what they do, yeah. |
| 0:32.5 | How would you react if a hot air balloon full of annoying people landed in your backyard? |
| 0:39.4 | No, no, no, we'll tell you the much nicer way a California man reacted. |
| 0:45.2 | A cop fired for an at-work BJ. |
| 0:48.7 | Come on. |
| 0:49.8 | We should all be allowed, bro. |
| 0:51.3 | He's at work. |
| 0:52.0 | Oh, wow, that's bold. |
| 0:53.0 | A pantsless mayor update. |
| 0:55.4 | Mm-hmm. |
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