Thursday, April 16th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
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🗓️ 16 April 2026
⏱️ 201 minutes
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Summary
*Timestamps are approximate*
0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:01 National social media holidays today
0:04 Jason found a used latex glove on his chair this morning
0:12 EMAIL: Listener went to get jerked off, sent pic of the nasty door to the room
0:14 EMAIL: Had a cuck match on Tinder (Have you been in a sketchy cuck?)
0:36 NEWS
0:36 Dangerous weather ripped across parts of the country
0:41 Tesla autopilot engaged and sped up at railroad crossing, narrowly avoided disaster
0:46 One delivery driver punched, pistol whipped another delivery driver
0:49 FAA investigating after pilots were heard meowing over air traffic control audio
0:59 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:00 Video of groundhog getting nails clipped
1:05 Chuck scared Chuck outside of the bathroom again
1:08 CELEBRITY DIRT
1:08 Red Sox outfielder addresses middle finger incident
1:11 Greatest players in the NBA
1:12 College baseball team scored 20 runs in first inning on 3 hits
1:13 Jury rules that Live Nation was operating as an illegal monopoly
1:17 Shannon Elizabeth joins OnlyFans
1:24 Time's 100 most influential people
1:26 Records broken by Justine Bieber at Coachella
1:27 Someone pretended to be part of Justin Bieber's team stole electric vehicles
1:30 Taylor Momsen hospitalized after spider bite
1:33 New walk around Han Solo character at Disneyland
1:39 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:41 FAST FOOD FREAKOUT
1:41 20-year-old guy climbed on counter at fast food restaurant, exposed butt to employee
1:49 Guy busted driving around pleasuring himself, said he just gets horny sometimes
1:54 Guy got busted trying to get up skirt videos at the mall
1:55 Drunk wrong-way driver tried to bribe cops with Barnes & Noble gift card
1:58 Guy offered ride to stranger, got carjacked
2:07 Woman's chronic cough was a piece of her nose piercing that broke off and she inhaled
2:09 Fire department Sargent suspended for forcing co-workers to play board games
2:14 Worker at New York's Botanical Garden getting sexually harassed by followers online
2:28 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:29 TIMES OF INDIA
2:29 What went horribly wrong at an Indian wedding
2:38 2 people injured when a steel beam crashed through windshield during traffic accident
2:41 Old guy went to hospital after another driver road raged and struck him with an axe
2:42 Guy thought he caught a fish, reeling in an alligator
2:45 Guy tracked down stolen car that once belonged to his dad
2:48 New Starbucks app within ChatGPT to pick drinks to match your mood
2:50 Walmart wants to refresh their image
2:58 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:59 NEWS
2:59 DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY
2:59 Flight attendant arrested for pushing a teen for jumping ahead of him in a line
3:04 Woman walked into a home stayed for a few minutes, walked out
3:08 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:09 A postal worker stopped an old lady from getting scammed out of $25K
3:12 A humanoid robot chasing a wild boar
3:16 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:17 FOOGIN' ITALIANS
3:17 Woman had winning lotto ticket, fled to avoid sharing with partner, it was actually a loser
END OF SHOW
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's a very special edition of Dave and Chuck the Frick today. |
| 0:03.3 | We're calling this the Snatch and Gash Edition. |
| 0:06.2 | Yeah, yeah, it is. |
| 0:07.7 | That's what's happening on this Thursday, April 16th. |
| 0:10.9 | Also, Jason is going to get his pelvic floor. |
| 0:15.8 | Manipulated? |
| 0:16.4 | Manipulated today. |
| 0:18.1 | And why does Lisa think a man is going to get him hard? |
| 0:21.9 | We talk about sketchy cuckolds and hear about quite a few of them. |
| 0:26.6 | Yes, I do get into snatch and gash with a celebrity snatch alert. |
| 0:32.9 | Or was it a gash alert? You'll have to wait and see. |
| 0:35.3 | I can't remember. |
| 0:36.2 | Fans are pissed at Disney's new |
| 0:38.2 | Han Solo. We'll explain why. A fast food butt flasher crosses the line with his anus. |
| 0:45.8 | Goatsy. A gold minivan jerker, a mall upskirder, and many more perverts to talk about. Plus, |
| 0:53.7 | when a guy should have learned to trust no one, help no one, he was too nice and got carjacked. |
| 1:01.5 | I sing a song about it. |
| 1:03.3 | Chuck writes a very sad song about the moment that he believes is this man's fault. |
| 1:09.7 | Also, nose ring in the lungs, a man who forced |
| 1:13.0 | his co-workers to play games, and a couple of guys on the show are very upset at the new |
| 1:18.9 | catching print trend. Oh, it's terrible. If you don't know what it is, stay tuned. It's coming up on |
| 1:24.2 | today's edition of Dave and Chuck the Free. Where am I? This place is incredible. Cotton candy everywhere. Rainbow candy, I'm never leaving. You're in a radio studio. Snap out of it. I can taste it. The sweet cotton candy. All the fruity candy. That's what I'm talking about. Cotton candy and fruity rainbow five-hour energy shots. All that candy style flavor, zero sugar. Wait, so this is real? Yeah, portable two-ounce |
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