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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Thursday, April 16th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2026

⏱️ 201 minutes

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Summary

*Timestamps are approximate*

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 National social media holidays today

0:04 Jason found a used latex glove on his chair this morning

0:12 EMAIL: Listener went to get jerked off, sent pic of the nasty door to the room

0:14 EMAIL: Had a cuck match on Tinder (Have you been in a sketchy cuck?)

0:36   NEWS

0:36 Dangerous weather ripped across parts of the country

0:41 Tesla autopilot engaged and sped up at railroad crossing, narrowly avoided disaster

0:46 One delivery driver punched, pistol whipped another delivery driver

0:49 FAA investigating after pilots were heard meowing over air traffic control audio

0:59   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:00 Video of groundhog getting nails clipped

1:05 Chuck scared Chuck outside of the bathroom again

1:08   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:08 Red Sox outfielder addresses middle finger incident

1:11 Greatest players in the NBA

1:12 College baseball team scored 20 runs in first inning on 3 hits

1:13 Jury rules that Live Nation was operating as an illegal monopoly

1:17 Shannon Elizabeth joins OnlyFans

1:24 Time's 100 most influential people

1:26 Records broken by Justine Bieber at Coachella

1:27 Someone pretended to be part of Justin Bieber's team stole electric vehicles

1:30 Taylor Momsen hospitalized after spider bite

1:33 New walk around Han Solo character at Disneyland

1:39   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:41   FAST FOOD FREAKOUT

1:41 20-year-old guy climbed on counter at fast food restaurant, exposed butt to employee

1:49 Guy busted driving around pleasuring himself, said he just gets horny sometimes

1:54 Guy got busted trying to get up skirt videos at the mall

1:55 Drunk wrong-way driver tried to bribe cops with Barnes & Noble gift card

1:58 Guy offered ride to stranger, got carjacked 

2:07 Woman's chronic cough was a piece of her nose piercing that broke off and she inhaled

2:09 Fire department Sargent suspended for forcing co-workers to play board games

2:14 Worker at New York's Botanical Garden getting sexually harassed by followers online

2:28   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:29   TIMES OF INDIA

2:29 What went horribly wrong at an Indian wedding

2:38 2 people injured when a steel beam crashed through windshield during traffic accident

2:41 Old guy went to hospital after another driver road raged and struck him with an axe

2:42 Guy thought he caught a fish, reeling in an alligator

2:45 Guy tracked down stolen car that once belonged to his dad

2:48 New Starbucks app within ChatGPT to pick drinks to match your mood

2:50 Walmart wants to refresh their image

2:58   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:59   NEWS

2:59   DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY

2:59 Flight attendant arrested for pushing a teen for jumping ahead of him in a line

3:04 Woman walked into a home stayed for a few minutes, walked out

3:08   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:09 A postal worker stopped an old lady from getting scammed out of $25K

3:12 A humanoid robot chasing a wild boar

3:16   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:17   FOOGIN' ITALIANS

3:17 Woman had winning lotto ticket, fled to avoid sharing with partner, it was actually a loser

  END OF SHOW

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, it's a very special edition of Dave and Chuck the Frick today.

0:03.3

We're calling this the Snatch and Gash Edition.

0:06.2

Yeah, yeah, it is.

0:07.7

That's what's happening on this Thursday, April 16th.

0:10.9

Also, Jason is going to get his pelvic floor.

0:15.8

Manipulated?

0:16.4

Manipulated today.

0:18.1

And why does Lisa think a man is going to get him hard?

0:21.9

We talk about sketchy cuckolds and hear about quite a few of them.

0:26.6

Yes, I do get into snatch and gash with a celebrity snatch alert.

0:32.9

Or was it a gash alert? You'll have to wait and see.

0:35.3

I can't remember.

0:36.2

Fans are pissed at Disney's new

0:38.2

Han Solo. We'll explain why. A fast food butt flasher crosses the line with his anus.

0:45.8

Goatsy. A gold minivan jerker, a mall upskirder, and many more perverts to talk about. Plus,

0:53.7

when a guy should have learned to trust no one, help no one, he was too nice and got carjacked.

1:01.5

I sing a song about it.

1:03.3

Chuck writes a very sad song about the moment that he believes is this man's fault.

1:09.7

Also, nose ring in the lungs, a man who forced

1:13.0

his co-workers to play games, and a couple of guys on the show are very upset at the new

1:18.9

catching print trend. Oh, it's terrible. If you don't know what it is, stay tuned. It's coming up on

1:24.2

today's edition of Dave and Chuck the Free. Where am I? This place is incredible. Cotton candy everywhere. Rainbow candy, I'm never leaving. You're in a radio studio. Snap out of it. I can taste it. The sweet cotton candy. All the fruity candy. That's what I'm talking about. Cotton candy and fruity rainbow five-hour energy shots. All that candy style flavor, zero sugar. Wait, so this is real? Yeah, portable two-ounce

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