For the Wrong Reasons

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2016

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Jackie and her producer Yimu sit down to discuss all things Bachelor and Pump Rules. We explain why Olivia and her cankles are iconic, the downfalls of frosted lipstick and oversize hoops and why no glasses are cute enough to steal. Put on that embellished rose ceremony gown, measure your ankle radius and drink some alcohol from an SPF bottle because this pod GOES THERE.

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0:00.0	Hey!
0:01.0	Hello everyone.
0:19.0	Today is our most dramatic podcast yet.
0:22.5	I'm like Chris Harrison, you like that?
0:24.5	Drama.
0:25.5	I hope you're here for the right reasons and are not currently paying back bail bonds after
0:29.0	stealing a $300 pair of sunglasses in fucking Waikiki.
0:33.2	Today we're breaking down all things.
0:34.9	Bachelor, my queen Olivia, and a little pump rules obviously.
0:39.8	I have my fabulous producer life coach and the diversity hire, Emo, say hey, hey girl.
0:46.0	Hey girl.
0:47.0	She's also single and ready to fucking mingle.
0:50.1	Mingle with me, bros.
0:51.1	Let's go.
0:52.1	She likes white guys.
0:53.1	I love a white boy.
0:54.4	I do.
0:55.4	Yeah, you prefer vanilla.
0:56.4	I do.
0:57.4	I don't like Ben H. It's like the definition of perfection for me.
1:00.5	Husband material.
1:01.5	Let's dive right into this.
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