Hello lovers, I'm Jackie Shimmel writer and creator of BlogTurne Podcasts The Bitch Bible.

I met today's guest in a dark back alley after a bachelor after show taping.

While we were both trying to roofie Ann Wed, Bachelor Ben Higgins.

She's the co-host of the view, bachelor enthusiast and funniest fuck.

Please welcome the delightful Michelle Collins.

What a fantastic intro. I just wanted to be known. I did not. I never tried to roof Annie,

but I was roofied once. Oh my god, you are. I was on my life in New York.

Oh, well, I had a frozen leechy-mer teeny. Wow.

At Republic, in Union Square, and my friend... That's a very roofy, a bold drink,

because it's cloudy. I think it's part of the drink. It's on the rim.

The sugar rim. Sugar and roofie. Yes, and then let me tell you that I went to a bar with a friend.

I love how I'm kicking this podcast off of the strike.

Anyways, I went to a bar with a friend and I was like ragged all. I couldn't move. I was so tired.

And you know, I have... I'm a tank. I can drink... Emo was there last night at the after party.

I can drink two bottles of wine and roller blade. I'm good. Oh wow.

And yeah, and I had to go home and then I slept for like 12 hours.

But yours? It was a safe roofie. Safe roofie. Well, that's the worst part.

Yeah, exactly. I mean, I'm joking. But like, honestly, that's, you know, that's the irony.

I think they actually, this is like really fucked up, but I think they meant it

for my hot friend Lindsay. And I'm like so mad. Oh, that's no.

I think they swapped things. Don't sell yourself short. They were trying to roofie and take advantage

of you. No, they weren't. Jackie. No, they weren't. It's fine. No, I'm not even trying to make

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