That's So Retrograde with Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari

Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2016

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

Jackie is joined by wellness gurus Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari to enlighten a bitch. They teach us what the fuck retrograde is, how to manifest your best bitchiest life and how to namaste your anxieties away.

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0:00.0	Anyone who knows me knows that I am not big on self improvement.
0:16.1	My theory is that if it's only semi-broke but still mostly functioning, you don't need
0:20.7	to fix it.
0:21.8	But with Mercury and Retrograde and probably 18 undiscovered tapeworms in my system, I thought
0:26.6	I'd bring in some reinforcements.
0:28.4	And the FAB podcast, that's so retrograde.
0:30.9	Please welcome my bitches, Elizabeth Cot and Stephanie Symbari.
0:35.2	Hello!
0:36.2	Hi, welcome!
0:37.2	Yeah!
0:38.2	Claps, claps, claps.
0:39.2	Yay!
0:40.2	Thank you guys for coming here.
0:42.2	I like having other podcasters on, spreading the joy, like birds of a feather.
0:46.9	Flog together.
0:47.9	Yeah.
0:48.9	Speaking of birds.
0:49.9	Yeah.
0:50.9	I got shit on yesterday.
0:51.9	Oh!
0:52.9	Retrograde.
0:53.9	Congratulations.
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