Hi folks it's your old pal Larry and I am your pal. And so is Colonel Jeff and we couldn't do a show this week because all those private jet flights and helicopter rides to get Colonel Jeff here to

Miloronia, well, we've got to check the air in the air

condition because boy, he got battered by all that crazy air from Miloronia.

But takes him a while to get used to him.

Then, well, I made a mistake.

He went to Larry's Tavern, which is mine on Miloronia.

And it's a great place to be, what it just pounded them into the ground even more so you know what we'll do our next show next week and it'll air on the 25th and by the way that gives you more of a chance we're still keeping the contest open to win Larry Miller's money. And come on, send us a guess and take a shot. And thanks. I hope you like this show. It's a good good one and we'll see you soon.

Bye.

And now live from level five productions on the island of Mileronia.

It's the Larry Miller Show! Show! Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who just loved the Ralph Kiner Show.

Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. I'm Larry Miller but in a way aren't we all and boy oh boy is it beautiful here on Miller Ronia

the Colonel and I are here together and well we both love it here.

I think, excuse me, we both love it here.

I mean I think maybe I do more because well it's mine.

I own it, I built it, and I make a great place for all our citizens to live.

And true, I control all the weather, and yes, I get a little cranky and throw people in a volcano sometimes.

But my reasons are good and I think that's that's fair enough if you own the place but it's just gorgeous here today

in all days but boy oh boy folks in that the sunshine the weather here and the music as always as always that's the Bruno San Martino Orchestra and the fabulous moula dancers

featuring boy tenor Jim the Anville Night Art asking the musical question

Look Larry could you just stay here another minute?

And I will well I'll be explaining that in in another minute but boy those are three

great yes if you know about professional wrestling those are three great yes if you know about professional wrestling those are three great

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