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Larry Miller Show

Larry Vs. The Blob!

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2019

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

Larry gives the backstory on what exactly Cinco de Mayo is all about and wonders why the U.S. doesn't have a home-grown holiday dedicated to drinking. Then we hear about the classic western "Shane" and Larry recites the powerful poem "The Cities Of The Plain" by John Greenleaf Whittier.

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who's always wanted his own drinking holiday.

0:39.0

Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

0:42.0

And boy, oh boy, speaking of drinking holidays, it's a beautiful

0:47.2

day here on Miller Ronia, and I love it like that. Yes, I know I've said this this before but it's true. I control the weather

0:54.3

here on Miloronia. I control everything on Miloronia but I control the

1:00.0

weather and the weather people make it just the way I like it just the way you'd like

1:04.8

it too and oh it's just beautiful here today and as always the the music makes me so

1:12.0

happy that's the Edgar Buchanan Orchestra and the

1:16.2

Nancy Culp dancers featuring boy tenor Mike Lucking asking the musical question why does God let good people go to meetings?

1:27.0

Good question, Mike. And by the way, just to explain folks that Colonel Jeff and I assume he means well you know

1:35.5

meetings office meetings little league meetings garden club meetings PTA

1:40.4

meetings pointless meetings let's be honest we can all get by without them.

1:46.0

And while I understand that God has spent a lot of time over the years making the Grand Canyon

1:51.7

and parting the Red Sea and having someone invent the hat,

1:56.5

he could just flick one of his pinkies from his throne one of these days and cancel all

2:01.6

meetings. How hard would that be? Let all the office folks

2:06.0

take naps at their desks and everyone would be a lot happier. I would. And, uh, but good question my good going why does God let good people go to meetings well he

2:19.5

shouldn't and let me just give you a tip of the hat here to well the great Edgar Buchanan and

2:27.8

Nancy Culp and there's a reason I'm mentioning those two but boy you know them both from so many things

2:34.7

so many wonderful movies but also great TV shows Edgar Buchanan for instance

2:42.1

played Uncle Joe in Petico Junction. And I love that part of the

2:48.6

song, the opening that, and that's Uncle Joe, he's a moving kind of slow at the junction and I just got up here in the

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