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Larry Miller Show

What It's Like Being A Crank

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2019

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Larry has a dust-up with a busboy who won't stop trying to give him water and he bluffs his way through a dinner conversation he can't hear. Plus, we announce the winner of the contest to "Win Larry's Money!" Could it be you? Then Larry talks about the Oscar-winning film "In The Heat Of the Night" and then recites the poem A "Thunderstorm In Town" by Thomas Hardy. https://LarryMillerShow.com

Quote of the week: "I don't hear them, so I'm thrilled."

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now live from level five productions on the island of Miloronia. It's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and all of you who don't want more water in a restaurant. Hi folks and welcome back to the Larry Miller show.

0:39.0

I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all?

0:42.0

And boy, oh boy boy is it ever beautiful today on

0:46.0

milleronia and sometimes I fool around with it that is of course I control the

0:52.0

weather and I always make it nice and sunny

0:55.3

and just well about perfect between oh 67 and 72 degrees and today though i just got a feeling i just went a little

1:06.4

wild and i said i said to kernal jeff you know

1:09.7

hey how about some rain

1:12.2

how about some rain right now here on Milaronia and well Colonel Jeff is always

1:19.4

with the party he's always looking to do things that are just plain fun and it struck

1:25.7

him the same way so I went I can't tell you how I do it but because I control the weather and

1:31.7

what I do I'll give you a hint there are dials and

1:35.6

toggle switches and a big lever that I have to pull from one side to the other like

1:40.6

opening the cells in a jail in 1930. But I won't tell you anything more.

1:46.6

And oh, it rained. It rained and then harder and harder and harder.

1:53.2

I turned the, well, the dial up every time I wanted more rain.

1:59.0

And oh, and then it was so interesting.

2:01.3

Was at a certain point, Colonel Jeff turned to me

2:03.1

and said, I think that's about enough.

2:06.3

And I said, you know what?

2:09.2

I think you're right.

2:10.1

So I turned the rain off and it's just back to gorgeous again here on Meleronia.

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