Follow These Rules For Meeting The Family

U Up?

Betches

Society & Culture, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Relationships, Comedy

4.7 • 14.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Jared is officially meeting his girlfriend’s parents, but what should he bring? J&J break down the strategy of what to bring, expectations of meeting the family, and what actually matters during that first intro. Jared and Jordana get real about long distance dating, traveling for a relationship, and how to set boundaries when your partner joins you on work trips. They also unpack a listener’s “OnlyFans comment” nightmare after a first date setup goes sideways on Instagram. Plus, Jared explains why asking for Instagram instead of a number is a major red flag! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Yeah, my goal is to get the niece the most annoying gift possible.
0:04.5	So they think of you whenever they're annoyed?
0:06.6	That's right.
0:08.3	Gotta be a funkel.
0:12.2	Hello and welcome back to the Friday feels episode of the U-Up podcast.
0:16.1	I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:17.2	And I am Jared Freed.
0:20.2	It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana. Welcome back again.
0:23.4	We've got to give you a second welcome back. Thank you. This is like you're settled in.
0:27.2	Now the show's happening. This is the real. No more welcome. No more. Honeymoon's over.
0:31.8	Honey. That's over. No more cuddle time. We're into real the business of dating and relationships.
0:38.5	That's what this show is.
0:39.6	It's a dating and relationship show, modern dating, modern relationships.
0:42.7	How to deal with the intersection of relationships and technology.
0:46.2	That's what this show's all about.
0:47.6	Well, speaking of the honeymoon phase.
0:49.3	Yes.
0:50.2	You are newly in a relationship.
0:53.1	That's right.
0:53.9	We're going to mine this thing for all I can.
0:56.5	Seriously, I have so many, there's so many, I'm so excited.
0:59.4	This show is going to have a new life breath into it.
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