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U Up?

What Changes In A Relationship After Kids?

U Up?

Betches

Society & Culture, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Relationships, Comedy

4.714.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Jordana is back after maternity leave with twins (AKA “Twisters”), and she and Jared finally catch up on everything! The two get into the What Are You Up To? segment brought to us by HBO’s Euphoria. Jordana shares life with newborns and how her relationship with Mike has changed, from couples therapy to what actually matters in a partner once you have kids. Jared drops a major update: he has a girlfriend! They originally met at the Comedy Cellar, dated years ago, we hear how they decided to date again! Plus, they get into some fun red flags or dealbreakers: debating whether not asking about a sick cat is a dealbreaker, how much you should tip on a $45 date, and why trying too hard, or not at all, might both be red flags!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back out of your dreams are Gavin a baby

0:06.0

Welcome welcome back I got the full singing parade that's right what a treat

0:11.5

Jordan and that's sort of Jared's seat now I love

0:14.6

He bent to me I relent the skinny chat to you wow a treat. How you feeling? How the babies? How's Ronnie? How's Mike? How's everyone? How's everyone? Everyone's pretty good. Yeah. You got to wait for the podcast. All right. We got to wait. Don't talk to me. Hello and welcome back to the U.Up podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.

0:37.9

And I am Jared Fried.

0:40.0

It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana.

0:43.6

Welcome back.

0:44.8

I'm back.

0:45.8

You're here.

0:46.4

Oh, my God.

0:47.0

Oh, my God.

0:48.3

Holy shit.

0:49.5

Wow.

0:51.3

Oh, my.

0:52.0

Amazing.

0:53.2

Oh, my God

0:54.5

Wow

0:55.0

I thought it was going to be way quieter than that

0:57.8

I love it

0:58.3

Oh my God

0:59.5

That was shocked

1:00.1

I like the guys like looking at each other

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