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Welcome to the absolutely not podcast where we do the most in the

least at the same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon.

Hello everybody. Welcome to another episode of the

absolutely not podcast at your host Heather McMahon. I'm thrilled

to bring in my guest here in a second, but I just kind of wanted

to intro him. This is my buddy Andrew T. Colin and T's and

incredible standup comic. And I went on his podcast and we had

such a good time. I said, Andrew, you got to come on mine. And

I really want to get some more hot straight men on this podcast

because when I find the good ones, you know, ladies, I'm always

trying to share with you. He's newly single. So you know,

definitely check him out on the gram. Listen, here's a deal. I

genuinely adore this guy. He's like one of my dear friends. He's

so funny. He's opening up for Nikki Glazer on the road right

now. If you get to see either of them anywhere on the road,

run, do not walk to see them. He's so funny. He's so great.

Without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to my

linen couch. Andrew T. Colin, I have a very judgmental bitchy guest

today. Jesus. He already said my operations bootleg because we're

recording in my, on my couch. I'm sorry when I did your

podcast that it was all fancy. And I give you a lovely introduction.

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