First Whirlpool Problems

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2016

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Courtney brings the case against her husband, Josh. They want to get a hot tub for their home but cannot agree on which type to buy. Josh wants a charming, wood fired cedar tub. Courtney wants a more practical standard fiberglass tub. Who’s right, who’s wrong? Tickets for Judge John Hodgman at San Francisco Sketchfest can be found at bit.ly/JUDGMENTBYTHEBAY! Click here for tickets to Maximum Fun's Very Very Fun Day! We need cases for JJHo at SF Sketchfest and at Very Very Fun Day in Chicago! To submit a case for either live show, visit MaximumFun.org/jjho! Thank you to Anne Mandola Jones for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast.
0:05.4	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.
0:07.4	This week, first world pool problems.
0:10.8	Courtney brings the case against her husband Josh.
0:13.0	They want to get a hot tub for their home.
0:15.5	They can't agree on which type to buy.
0:17.6	Josh wants a charming wood-fired cedar tub.
0:21.0	Courtney wants a more practical standard fiberglass tub.
0:25.0	Who's right?
0:26.0	Who's wrong?
0:27.0	Only one man can decide.
0:29.0	These rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom
0:33.0	and presents the obscure cultural reference.
0:37.5	Are you feeling better, Baylif Jesse?
0:43.3	Why don't you come in the hot tub?
0:44.9	It's really nice.
0:47.4	Jesse, I can flip out real easy, too.
0:51.2	It's OK.
0:53.2	Sooner or later, everybody goes to the zoo.
0:58.6	I'm on, Baylif Jesse.
1:00.0	Swear them in.
1:01.5	Please rise and raise your right hands.
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