Fingered in the Carpool Lane
Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 2 August 2021
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Fasten your seat belts. Easy jets big orange sail is now on. With up to 20% of 700,000 seats |
| 0:10.0 | and 300 pounds of package holidays. But hurry, they're flying fast. Book now! |
| 0:19.0 | Selected travel dates, cell ends 11pm on 10th January 2023. |
| 0:24.0 | Time and spend required a natural protected traveler's friction since he's applied. |
| 0:31.0 | One time I heard some like you know how like fucking buff as used to the GM always got some like some like fucking wise tail. |
| 0:37.0 | Yes. I heard one dude say your testoster in his higher holger poop in. |
| 0:41.0 | That guy is in prison or dead right now. What is he even talking about? |
| 0:45.0 | Maybe he just likes the sensation of a little bit of pressure on his... |
| 0:48.0 | Gee spot. Let me ask you a question. Who doesn't? Wait, someone looks at me and goes listen. I don't like pressure on my g spot. |
| 0:55.0 | You're a liar. You're an absolute unadulterated liar. |
| 1:00.0 | It's I don't think they've tried it. I mean that has to be the only thing going on here. You haven't tried it. |
| 1:06.0 | Yeah. I can't I can't think of one person that would get it like the finger in the ass and would be like this ain't for me. |
| 1:13.0 | Because they wouldn't be able to talk because you know you say after getting a finger ass is oh. |
| 1:18.0 | That's that. That's all. |
| 1:21.0 | COVID. How do you still have COVID? Literally shut it. |
| 1:27.0 | Dear neighbors up. Good lord. Oh my god. You can hear the flam. |
| 1:32.0 | Let me tell you something. You discuss me. You know what you know what you sound like a musinx monster. You goddamn animal. |
| 1:38.0 | Hey, this is not what I need emotionally right now. Psych is very funny. Keep going. But let me tell you something. |
| 1:43.0 | That's what happened. You when you when I didn't know we're talking about anymore. Oh, I do. Oh finger this. |
| 1:48.0 | How do you forget that? That's the only thing I want to talk about ever. |
| 1:51.0 | Does that have one of mine right now? How? |
| 1:54.0 | How do you forget that? No, you you you can't you can't forget it. It's literally the number one thing in my life consistently all the time. |
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