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Stiff Socks

Fingered in the Carpool Lane

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.97.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2021

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

the gang riffs on dud nuts, how squirrels have perfected jerking off, and whether or not its weird that Trev's teacher made his class play chubby bunny. Also is cumming on an opponent in a fight the right move? all this and more on this week's extremely scientific episode of stiff socks.

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0:00.0

Fasten your seat belts. Easy jets big orange sail is now on. With up to 20% of 700,000 seats

0:10.0

and 300 pounds of package holidays. But hurry, they're flying fast. Book now!

0:19.0

Selected travel dates, cell ends 11pm on 10th January 2023.

0:24.0

Time and spend required a natural protected traveler's friction since he's applied.

0:31.0

One time I heard some like you know how like fucking buff as used to the GM always got some like some like fucking wise tail.

0:37.0

Yes. I heard one dude say your testoster in his higher holger poop in.

0:41.0

That guy is in prison or dead right now. What is he even talking about?

0:45.0

Maybe he just likes the sensation of a little bit of pressure on his...

0:48.0

Gee spot. Let me ask you a question. Who doesn't? Wait, someone looks at me and goes listen. I don't like pressure on my g spot.

0:55.0

You're a liar. You're an absolute unadulterated liar.

1:00.0

It's I don't think they've tried it. I mean that has to be the only thing going on here. You haven't tried it.

1:06.0

Yeah. I can't I can't think of one person that would get it like the finger in the ass and would be like this ain't for me.

1:13.0

Because they wouldn't be able to talk because you know you say after getting a finger ass is oh.

1:18.0

That's that. That's all.

1:21.0

COVID. How do you still have COVID? Literally shut it.

1:27.0

Dear neighbors up. Good lord. Oh my god. You can hear the flam.

1:32.0

Let me tell you something. You discuss me. You know what you know what you sound like a musinx monster. You goddamn animal.

1:38.0

Hey, this is not what I need emotionally right now. Psych is very funny. Keep going. But let me tell you something.

1:43.0

That's what happened. You when you when I didn't know we're talking about anymore. Oh, I do. Oh finger this.

1:48.0

How do you forget that? That's the only thing I want to talk about ever.

1:51.0

Does that have one of mine right now? How?

1:54.0

How do you forget that? No, you you you can't you can't forget it. It's literally the number one thing in my life consistently all the time.

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