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Good Children

Repressed Theater Gays

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.02.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2022

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Life’s a stage and Joe and Andrew will do anything it takes to get into the spotlight. The Good Children vault is officially opened in this retrospect of life’s greatest performances. Andrew and Joe react to childhood videos, unpack movie theater trauma, and wonder what life would be like if they took a page from Troy Bolton’s playbook and pursued musical theater in high school.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

I don't want to do this anymore. I don't know what to say to you. I'm going to quit. Do you think we should? I think this is my last episode of the show.

0:05.6

Same. Because the tension has been high, but not against each other, just like against the world. It's against the world. It does feel like we're like we're God's toughest angels right now like

0:16.1

it's really really really not easy to do what we've done and I'm not kidding like after last night. I was like we did this when you told me the audio didn't record I think I acted like my whole family was just shot dead.

0:30.4

I was so afraid of you and then you got right to work an a pasta and peas with a

0:35.8

pancetta like within eight seconds we got the supermarket you were food shopping

0:39.8

I think that is how I take like my anger out is like I need to cook.

0:44.6

You immediately were boiling pasta.

0:46.4

Yeah, because if not like I would have been throwing the table.

0:49.2

No, and what's insane to me is that that wasn't even the first mistake that was made this week. So let's just backtrack.

0:56.0

So it's when on Wednesdays we release an episode we record an episode.

1:01.0

This Wednesday we start our episode. Something wasn't right?

1:06.0

The energy was off. I don't know. We weren't being funny.

1:09.0

No, the thing is like we were being funny, but like we are a perfectionist at heart and we're sick.

1:14.6

So we're like that's not going to make them laugh.

1:17.0

Right.

1:18.0

But like it still was manic.

1:20.0

We were reporting for an hour and 40 minutes until you said to me, are we being funny and I said no. And then that was it.

1:26.0

And we did realize then too.

1:28.0

No, not yet.

1:29.0

Oh, geez.

1:30.0

We then said let's just film reaction videos after.

1:32.8

Oh my God.

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