What's up everybody welcome to the Chrissy chaos podcast from London. We're coming to you live today from listen to this place. It's called

vox hall podcast studio at vox hall comedy club, but they spell it VA UX. Okay. So I don't know what the fuck English English is because in American English, it would just be

V.O.X. Baby and there'd be a gun on the logo, but this is just lovely vox hall and the guy who brought us in his name's mooch. Um, so I guess he got a prison and opened up a club. It's one of the best clubs in London. So if you're in London, come to this come to this comedy club and you might see one of English England's finest comics, one of the world's finest comics, I might say a man by the name of Nigel.

Mm. Or he's so sexy after literally him walking in and hit the way his jacket. Look today the way his set was last night, just his swab. I'm gonna call him Nigel.

AKA Uncle Roger folks. Clap it up. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Yes. How you doing? Good man. Good. Thanks for having me yesterday. Buddy. First of all, I want to know and the and the fellas want to know it. Listen to his podcast. What's your diet plan?

Because you got a bit body. What's my diet plan? Yes. Just being a British food man. Yeah. Yeah. I think being Asian helps. Seriously. You know, we get abs pretty easy. You don't see fat Asians. Yeah, it's very rare. And if you see

Asian, they want to nuke people. Try not Kim John. Kim John in pieces. Shit. I don't know. I think that he, you know, he or misunderstood.

I think people are complex. Yeah. You can't just judge the info what he says and does. Dude, so wait. So you are, are you from England? Where the hell are Malaysia? Malaysia? Yeah. Now Malaysia. Malaysia. When I think of Malaysia, I think of upper echelon high high profile real wealthy Asians. Right?

Is that Malaysia? I think I think of Singapore. That's what I was thinking of. I think I thought you were Ronnie Chang. Okay. Sorry.

Ronnie Chang Singapore. You're right. That's what Singapore. But is Malaysia a lower like lower than Singapore? We're still do okay though. Of course. You guys got lady boys? No, not. No. I'm for Thailand. It's the only one with lady boys. Huh? Yeah. Yeah. It's so cool. I wish we had them. You know. Let me ask you a question. In lady boys. If is it? Is it?

I don't know how it works. I think it's like a third gender kind of thing. When I talked to them briefly when I was touring Bangkok. You know, right.

What a name. Is your better name for city in the world than Bangkok? No. They know the capital of the planet. I don't know.

It's where it's where people go. In Britain, a lot of people get older and there's still single. So instead of turning into insults and shooting up schools, they go to Bangkok. They go to Bangkok.

It's the plate. I love that place, man. They stop so many school shootings. Right. Bangkok. You can get a wife. Right. You know. Yeah. I don't know what Andrew Tates not telling people to go to Bangkok if you can't get laid.

Well, I think about that all the time. When every time I see a school shooter, because I'm like, first of all, at least in America, you have these school shootings left and right.

And I'm like, but then the teachers are also getting in trouble having sex with the students. I'm like, why the teachers are picking the wrong students? Why don't you jerk off this kid that just, you know, he just gets reject all time jerk him off. You'll save some lives.

And I do think you just came up with a great idea for these in set because let's be honest. These in cell white kids that shoot up the schools. What do most weird, creepy white guys like Asian women's feet?

So let's get picks of Asian women's feet to these kids laptops. Let's get them actually live Asian women or ladyboards, whatever. And that's how we can come together. The Asian community can help the white community and we can coexist.

And I agree. But people don't like that. They're like, oh, these women are so powerless and poor. It's a power dynamic. You know, people use that to the power dynamic. You know, how bullshit is that? I know.

I think I think these in cells can give these Thai women a better life, bring them over here, yeah, prevent some kids from being shot to death.

Yes. Yeah. Now, let me ask you a question. Living in England, how do you feel? Is it racist? People say it's racist. No, right? Not really. I didn't think so.

Every now and then you get the, you know, a racist incident, but that's everywhere, isn't it?

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