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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2025

⏱️ 166 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired April 1, 2025: Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Comedian C. Willi Myles and KARE 11's Janel Klein. Everything you've ever wanted to know about using diarrhea as a defense.

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0:00.0	Well, there's my beautiful podcast, people. Everybody good? All right, great to hear.
0:04.0	Thanks as always for listening to the podcast, and of course, thanks to our friends at standard
0:07.6	heating and air conditioning for making it all possible. Can we believe it's April already?
0:11.9	And like the old saying goes, April showers brings gross, disgusting humidity in heat in May.
0:17.3	Beat the heat and the summer rush. Have standard heating and air conditioning out to work on that AC soon.
0:22.8	April is the best month to get your air conditioning wrenched on before the huge summer
0:26.2	rush starts.
0:27.2	So get on that today.
0:28.2	Go to standardheating.com and schedule that AC tune-up.
0:31.1	Thanks for listening.
0:32.1	We love you, podcasters.
0:33.5	Enjoy the show.
0:34.1	The 93x.
0:35.7	The 93rd. Youap-ass morning show.
0:38.1	Ninety-three.
0:40.4	You all know what day it is?
0:42.1	April Fool's.
0:42.9	April Fool's.
0:43.8	Yes.
0:44.2	April Fool's.
0:44.9	My favorite holiday is April Fool's Day.
0:47.2	And some people try and bring me down and say it's not even a holiday.
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