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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2025

⏱️ 166 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired April 2, 2025: DWC... Driving While Caffeinated. Survey says you're worried right now. Everything you wanna know about falling asleep behind the wheel.

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0:00.0	Well, there's my beautiful podcast, people. Everybody good? All right, great to hear.
0:04.0	Thanks as always for listening to the podcast, and of course, thanks to our friends at standard
0:07.6	heating and air conditioning for making it all possible. Can we believe it's April already?
0:11.9	And like the old saying goes, April showers brings gross, disgusting humidity in heat in May.
0:17.3	Beat the heat and the summer rush. Have standard heating and air conditioning out to work on that
0:21.5	AC soon. April is the best month to get your air conditioning wrenched on before the huge summer
0:26.2	rush starts. So get on that today. Go to standardheating.com and schedule that AC tune up. Thanks for
0:31.5	listening. We love you podcasters. Enjoy the show. The 93X half-assed morning show.
0:37.7	Ninety-three.
0:40.1	Er.
0:40.7	I can be my wingman anytime.
0:42.6	You're everyone's problem.
0:43.8	The kind of talent that he has, and you see that scene, it's very special.
0:47.9	This is very special.
0:48.9	Wait.
0:49.6	I have a riddle for you.
0:50.9	Really?
0:52.1	I see without seeing.
0:53.9	To me, darkness is as clear as daylight.
0:56.0	What am I?
0:57.0	Please!
0:59.0	You're as blind as a bat!
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