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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2025
⏱️ 166 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired April 2, 2025: DWC... Driving While Caffeinated. Survey says you're worried right now. Everything you wanna know about falling asleep behind the wheel.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, there's my beautiful podcast, people. Everybody good? All right, great to hear. |
| 0:04.0 | Thanks as always for listening to the podcast, and of course, thanks to our friends at standard |
| 0:07.6 | heating and air conditioning for making it all possible. Can we believe it's April already? |
| 0:11.9 | And like the old saying goes, April showers brings gross, disgusting humidity in heat in May. |
| 0:17.3 | Beat the heat and the summer rush. Have standard heating and air conditioning out to work on that |
| 0:21.5 | AC soon. April is the best month to get your air conditioning wrenched on before the huge summer |
| 0:26.2 | rush starts. So get on that today. Go to standardheating.com and schedule that AC tune up. Thanks for |
| 0:31.5 | listening. We love you podcasters. Enjoy the show. The 93X half-assed morning show. |
| 0:37.7 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:40.1 | Er. |
| 0:40.7 | I can be my wingman anytime. |
| 0:42.6 | You're everyone's problem. |
| 0:43.8 | The kind of talent that he has, and you see that scene, it's very special. |
| 0:47.9 | This is very special. |
| 0:48.9 | Wait. |
| 0:49.6 | I have a riddle for you. |
| 0:50.9 | Really? |
| 0:52.1 | I see without seeing. |
| 0:53.9 | To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. |
| 0:56.0 | What am I? |
| 0:57.0 | Please! |
| 0:59.0 | You're as blind as a bat! |
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