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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2025

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired March 31, 2025: Whoever controls the feces, controls the world. The grossest but most adorable couple habits. Everything you wanna know about the Humanzee Experiment.

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0:00.0	Hey, you beautiful podcast listeners.
0:02.1	Seriously, you folks are the best.
0:03.6	We don't tell you that enough, but you are.
0:05.1	And we couldn't do this without you,
0:06.8	and we couldn't have a podcast if we weren't for our friends
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0:22.9	And get this, they even take care of that rebate paperwork for you.
0:26.0	Visit standardheating.com to lock in your deal and enjoy the show.
0:29.5	And seriously, you guys are the best.
0:30.9	The 93X-Hap morning show.
0:34.3	Ninety-three air.
0:42.8	Oh, dude.
0:46.2	This is what we waited for all weekend, isn't it, Josh?
0:48.4	It's my favorite time of the week.
0:49.4	Right here.
0:50.6	Right away on Monday.
0:52.5	Got the whole week to look forward to.
0:55.9	Welcome to the Monday edition of the 93X Half Fast Morning Show,
0:57.3	what we waited all weekend for.
	...

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