This is take two. I forgot to hit record.

And I've just been screaming for 14 minutes, and I'll look down and look at Lou. Somebody forgot to hit record. And I've just been screaming for 14 minutes and I look down and look at Lou.

Somebody forgot to hear record. We're back. I'm in a shit mood, everybody. First of all, it's Valentine's Day.

I'm pre-recording because I'm so professional. And the office is closed on Monday. So you're

welcome, everybody. And it's Valentine's Day and it's also Andrew's birthday. So it is the one day a year that I try to be pleasant and present to not pick a fight. Because I typically on Friday nights, like I like to tussle a little bit. Andrew knows it's coming. He dodges the

bullet. We pretend like it never happened. Like nothing big or explosive, but I just like to be

bitchy on a Friday. You know, like I've been carrying the weight of the world on these brittle,

gorgeous shoulders. And, you know, at the end of my week, I want to unload and unleash.

And unfortunately, that's coming for Andrew because I'm not someone that gets in fights

with girlfriends.

I find that to be like, you know what I think about late at night?

Like the fact that people over the age of, I'll say 27, get in fights with their friends, below's my fucking mind.

Like, what are you talking about? I haven't gotten in a fight with a friend since I remember.

It was February 8th, 2020. That's an exact date. It was my first live show in San Francisco. I made like a very

innocuous joke about if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, you're a cunt. And then I gave

like some very vague examples. And she thought I was talking about her. And then she like got up and

stormed off in the middle of the show, like front and center, went and cried in the bathroom. And then we never spoke again. It was unbelievable. And then none of my friends are, it's just, it's like the weirdest thing ever. And I thought, and then she like unfollowed me. And then she like stopped sharing her location. And I was like, bitch, why were you sharing your location from the jump? That's weird.

And, you know, I apologize profusely and, like, have since retracted the apology because I just

found it to be so absolutely ridiculous. In the bigger scope of the world, why are people

fighting with their friends? Why are people fighting with their friends grow up? If you're in a relationship,

like obviously there's like maybe mild little tensions, maybe of a disagreement, maybe like

your cycles have lined up and you're both being cunts. But like get the fuck over it.

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