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Bitch Bible

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2025

⏱️ 58 minutes

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0:00.0	I can't.
0:07.0	I can't. Ooh, I'm feeling bitchy today. I just would like to take this opportunity
0:26.8	top of the show to let everybody know that like my bitchy capacity, I feel like I'm only
0:34.8	utilizing honestly on a daily basis like 8 to 13% and especially lately
0:42.0	I would say like the last today doesn't count because I've been a real fucking cunt today
0:46.4	but I would say like the last 72 hours per se I've been so pleasant, present, and lovely that it's making me sick, okay? And I just want to kick it up
1:03.1	400 motherfucking notches, okay? I'm ready to rumble. I'm ready to tussle. I'm ready to dive in and get my
1:10.3	fucking hands dirty, like a little rat, like a sewer rat. I'm ready to tussle. I'm ready to dive in and get my fucking hands dirty.
1:11.6	Like a little rat.
1:13.0	Like a sewer rat.
1:14.3	I wouldn't say that I take the high road necessarily in life.
1:18.0	I like to think that I take like the low to medium road.
1:23.0	I would say medium plus some days.
1:26.5	And I'm just like looking to get like swarthy.
1:30.4	I don't know if that's a word, but I want to like get weird.
1:33.0	I want to like get down in that sewage system.
1:35.1	I want to flap my limbs around.
1:37.2	I want to swim a little bit.
1:38.7	I want to go scuba diving in the sewage.
1:41.2	That's what I'm feeling like today.
1:42.7	So buckle up, Buttercup. Let's get fucking ready. I'm leaving town tomorrow. We are gallivanting west. And by west, I mean north. Further north, as Heather McMahon would say, aka Los Alos, which is my favorite place. Santa, oh, what the fuck happened?
2:03.9	Well, I was recording, just singing for my supper, and then I looked down, and my equipment
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