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The Bert Show

Everything Was Going Great In Their Relationship Until They Went On Vacation!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Everything was going great in your new relationship...then you went on vacation. What went wrong on your trip? We want to hear from you before it happens to Producer Keity!

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show.

0:02.0

All right, so Katie is about to go on her very first vacation with her girlfriend.

0:07.2

I would like you guys, if you have a second, and give us a call right now, 1-855 bird show.

0:13.0

Let's just freak her out.

0:14.2

Let's just freak her out.

0:15.2

Everything was going great in your relationship until you went on that first vacation together and the relationship was never

0:24.4

the same again.

0:26.5

One 855 Bert Show because they say that as soon as you start spending time with each other

0:31.8

on a vacation, it brings out the best, it brings out the worst.

0:35.5

You find out so much about each other because one generally is a planner. The other one is kind of going with the best. It brings out the worst. You find out so much about each other because one generally

0:38.4

is a planner. The other one is kind of going with the flow. And it can really drive you crazy to a point

0:44.5

where the relationship's not the same anymore. One eight five five Bert show. I'm nervous about this,

0:49.9

because I'm, I'm excited. I'm excited about it.

0:54.6

It is going to be our first anniversary trip.

0:56.6

It is our first trip that we are taking out of town together.

1:00.2

Leading up to this, it's either I've gone to her city or she's come to my city because it's a long-distance relationship.

1:05.9

But for us to go out of town for the first time together, I'm actually excited about it, but I did learn along the way that I'm the la-di-di-di-da,

1:13.2

and she's the no, we're doing, we're maximizing the most of our time.

1:17.2

You said she had every second of this vacation scheduled in one way, shape, or form until you stepped in.

1:23.7

Yeah, yeah, she has it down in an Excel spreadsheet.

1:26.2

She even asked me, she's like, how well are you with Excel? I was both, you did some compromising on the location.

1:46.5

So you guys are going to Charleston, which is a lovely city.

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