Hey, the bird show.

You don't care about the sports.

You don't care about the scores.

But can you imagine watching your ex have the best day of her life by getting married to another man?

That's what this former football star is going to do.

Couldn't care less about sports balls just ain't your thing.

Don't give a fuck about trophies or no Super Bowl ring.

You watch reality TV, not Sports Center reports or most.

Here to give you a reason you should care about sports.

I personally could not do it, but I admire the people who can.

This is amazing to me because Jeff Bezos is getting married in Venice, Italy, to Lauren

Sanchez, which I'm sure they won't be any surprise that this wedding will be star-studded and

full of a bunch of amazingness because of all of the money that takes place.

Well, when we're talking about this kind of money, just let me give you an example.

So I happen to be staying on the same island as him one time, certainly not the same place.

He had three huge yachts there.

And these aren't yachts you'd see in a harbor.

These look like cruise ships, three of them, one for him, another one for his family, and another one for his staff.

All of them had helo pads on top of them.

They were that big.

That's how much money we're talking about.

Do you want the list of who is projected to be attending this wedding in Venice, before you share the NFLer who is going to be there?

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