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Larry Miller Show

Larry Miller Returns!

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Larry, Booze, Home, Comedy, Prarie, Jean, Garrison, Keillor, Shepherd, Improv, Drunk, Miller, Companion, Hangovers, Guffman

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2013

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Larry returns to his podcast and tells the story of the accident that put him in the hospital and sidelined him for nine months. Quote of the week: "Hey, Dad, didn't you break your brain?"

Transcript

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0:00.0

This week on Allison Rosen is your new best friend, Chris Dahlia.

0:18.0

I'm a little bit like weird like I have like I obsess about a lot of things and like I've always been like as a kid I was

0:28.1

fucking terrified of things like so scared I couldn't sleep I don't think I slept in my own bed without running

0:33.3

into my parents room until I was maybe 12 I mean that's old you know I would run in and be like

0:38.0

hey was everything okay like I was fucking insane you know and like I just had such a

0:42.2

crazy weird imagination like I would imagine

0:44.3

burglars come in and just like fucking dragging me out of there and kidnapping me I

0:49.0

remember my parents took a taxi to the airport once I was a little kid and I thought the guy looked

0:54.2

like somebody that was going to kill them and I was like mom you don't understand like

0:57.7

please be careful just a guy looks like a killer and like I mean I

1:00.4

I slept there my friend's house I thought my friend's mom was going to kill me I stayed up all night I mean this is like I'm I'm like like that's how I am and I think that that leads to that that whole imagination that I have just kind of like makes me

1:14.0

sometimes be able to be in another place and like be like okay this is

1:17.3

I got to play this guy this is the guy I am now and it's just

1:19.9

you can convince yourself for reality

1:21.5

because I'm fucking crazy in a way

1:22.4

subscribe to Allison Rosen as your new best friend on iTunes,

1:26.7

or go to Allison Rosen.com, only from Corolla Digital.

1:32.0

Allison's your new best friend.

1:35.0

From Level 5 City in Glendale, it's this week with Larry Miller. Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who gets really angry in traffic. Hi folks,

2:05.0

welcome back to this week with Larry Miller,

2:10.0

I'm Larry Miller,

2:11.0

but in a way, aren't we all?

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